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It's been awhile... I'm very well aware and I'm very sorry... hope you all like this chapter!
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Louis: Harry. I am home and I've got a major problem.

Harry: What happened!😯

Louis:

Harry: I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY WERE BOYS!

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Harry: I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY WERE BOYS!

Louis: HOW TF WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THEY WERE GAY AND APPARENTLY MPREG IS A REAL THING?!

Harry: Mpreg?

Louis: Male pregnancy!

Harry: I don't think that's a real thing. I think one of them has a vajayjay.

Louis: buT I CHECKED THAT!

Harry: Okay, okay. Calm down. Breathe in and out.

Louis: Calm down? CALM DOWN! THERE'S GONNA BE OVER A 1000 LITTLE GOLDFISH IN MY TANK WITHIN 4 DAYS!

Harry: Over a 1000! Well idk what to do?

Harry: Just like that man with his ducks.

Louis: This is not the right time to bring that video back! I'm going to be a freakin granddad.

Harry: ...

Louis: Don't you dare act like you haven't called Lucifer your child yet.

Harry: touchè.

Harry: Just flush em down the toilet.

Louis: 😲

Louis: WHAT

Louis: How can you even say that! They are defenceless babies!

Harry: Just wanted to check if you had a heart.

Louis: Well at least she's taking care of them now.

Harry: Well do you wanna hatch them?

Louis: I'm definitely not going to kill them.

Harry: I'll try to find an article so that you can help the eggs hatch.

Louis: Thank you.

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