I, Annajohanna De La Chocolate am the ugliest, poorest, most unpopular thing in the town of richville. I woke up with a jolt as my $1000 Gucci alarm rang. I turned the ugly thing off and got out of my Gucci bed with a Gucci bedspread on it.. how cheap. The sun stung my eyes as I looked around my homeless looking room for my outfit then proceeded to get ready. I took one last look at my poor looking clothes.. a Gucci belt with the latest fashion ripped jeans and thousand dollar shirt before heading down to the elevator. I made it to the first floor and gave my very poor, unfortunate parents a hug.
"Father.." I say
"Yes, dear?" My unflattering businessman father replies to my ugly self
"Are you wearing that STINKY VERSACE COLOGNE!!" I, Annajohanna De La Chocolate screamed dramatically.
"Erm- yes..?" That broke crap father who buys me everything confusedly said
"I TOLD YOU!!---" I say as I proceed to break our windows with my head and break plates
"DONT WEAR THAT CHEAP $10,000 BULLCRAP IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!!"
My ugly parents were obviously concerned for my health because my donkey mother asked me "honey, are you sure you want to go to school today? You seem.. unwell."
"YOU BROKE, POOR, HOMELESS!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!!"
I say goodbye to my respectful, nice, hard working Butler who sat on our couch eating all of our food.
"Goodbye, Butler who we hired that has a really hard name to remember."
"My name's Dan.."
I, Annajohanna De La Chocolate rush out the door and ride my diamond encrusted Lamborghini Aventador to my Ugly, Homeless shelter 5 story elementary school.
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