8 reasons you should consider being a cat

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1. Free food

2.free rent

3. Sleeping as long as you want

4.look great with no effort

5.toes that look like beans

6.licence to kill

7. Is always forgiven

8. Woman's best friend ( cus fuaq dogs... Jk i luv dogs but cats are better )


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