Not My Problem (Yoonmin)

Chapter twenty one

"Ah!" Jimin screamed. "Yoongi!"

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"Ah! Yoongi!"

"That was Jimin!" Namjoon said.

"What are they doing?!" Yerin asked.

"Is it not obvious? That boy had better be wearing protection or the one being penetrated!" Woosin barked.

"Dad, please!" Namjoon pleaded.

"I'm going in!" Woosin announced.

"No! Honey!" Yerin jumped to her feet and pulled on her husband's arm.

"Dad!" Namjoon complained. "Why are you like this?!" He grabbed Woosin's other arm in order to help his step-mum.

After about twenty seconds of struggling Woosin managed to break free of their grips and marched towards the door. He barged in and Namjoon and Yerin held their breaths in concern.

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"Ha got ya- oh"

"Dad??" Yoongi said. "What are you doing?"

"Oh, I umm, I thought you boys were doing something that involved private parts..." Woosin admitted sheepishly.

"Oh, Honey, you've made them all embarrassed now, look!" Yerin scolded her husband. Yoongi picked Jimin up off the floor after they had both fallen off the bed during their tickle fight that was just interrupted.

"What were you doing?" Woosin asked.

"We were having a tickle fight." Jimin and Yoongi explained at the same time.

"Oh." Woosin's tail drooped. "But at least that means I won't have a litter of kittens to look after."

"Yet." Yoongi added.

"What are you implying?" Everyone else asked.

"Does this mean you want kittens?" Jimin asked. "You know that means that I have to pene-"

"Yes I am fully aware of that thank you, Jimin." Yoongi cut him off. Jimin smiled and blushed to himself. Yoongi looked down after he realised the conversation that had taken place between the pair in front of everybody.

Woosin growled, Yerin clapped happily and Namjoon just stood there in shock with his hands trapped to his sides.

"I'm not ready to be an uncle." Namjoon said as he walked out of the room.

"Namjoon come back!" Woosin demanded. He sighed. "Sorry boys, we'll be leaving now. See you both soon." He walked out after Namjoon and dragged Yerin's arm to make her follow.

"Jimin, I'll call later to talk to you both!" Yerin shouted as her voice grew more distant down the corridor.

"Okay!" Jimin shouted back. Yoongi shut the door with his tail.

"That was just a load of bother. I can't believe Woosin! I'm so sorry Jimin!" Yoongi gushed.

"Yoongi, it's no problem!" Jimin soothed. "I'll go get a doctor to see if they would sign you off."

The second Jimin left the room Yoongi rolled around on the bed. He kept rubbing his face into the pillows and purring out of happiness for having Jimin by his side. He stopped when he heard feet coming down the corridor. They stopped just outside the door.

"Jimin? Is that you? Come in! Hehe." There was a quiet reply.

"I got the doctor." Jimin said. He walked in quickly with a tall woman striding in behind him. Jimin's head was bent down and his shoulders were slumped.

"Hello Yoongi."

"Sooji?!"

"Oh, didn't my father tell you? I work here." Sooji sneered.

"I'm sorry Yoongi I didn't know. Really I didn't." Jimin squeaked.

"Baby it's okay. I didn't know either." Yoongi replied.

"Gay for your owner? Ha!" Sooji spat." Fags.

"Sooji stop it. I don't care what you think." Yoongi replied. "He might be my owner but at least he is kind."

"No, Yoongi. I'm not your owner. I'm your boyfriend." Jimin spoke quietly.

"Oh, Yoongi, there's something else you don't know. I have finally perfected the hybrid DNA! Show him, Jimin!" Yoongi frowned on confusion.

Jimin slowly turned around to show a short silky grey tail poking out from under his shirt.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Yoongi yelled as he lunged for Sooji's throat.

"While your precious boyfriend was trying to find a doctor I shot him with darts containing cat DNA and he ended up like this. His tail and ears will grow and he will look as much of a freak as you do! Isn't that exciting?!" Yoongi growled and Jimin flinched and whined.

"Baby? I'm sorry! I wasn't growling at you!" Yoongi opened his arms and Jimin leaped into them.

"Yuck! Get out. I don't accept gays here. Especially gay hybrids!" Sooji said. Jimin curled closer into Yoongi. "I'll sign the release forms later. Just get out!"

Yoongi stood up while still holding onto Jimin. As he walked out of the door he smacked the back of Sooji's head with his tail. Jimin's eyes widened in fear at what Sooji might do in return. She span around and glared at Jimin. "Have fun with your new body... Kitten." She hissed. Jimin's head dropped and Yoongi's ears went back.

"Bitch." Yoongi said under his breath. "It's okay, we can play in cat form now. There is an advantage to this." Jimin's shoulders trembled as he started to cry.

"I didn't ask for this! I'm sick of being her target. I don't even know how to turn into a ca. What if I die like Donghun's wife? From a weird virus." Jimin panicked.

"She only grew fur and fangs. Your tail is already nearly the length of mine! I reckon you would be able to turn into a cat now if you tried hard enough." Yoongi out Jimin into the floor and changed into his cat form. "Can you understand me when I speak as a cat?" Yoongi asked. Jimin nodded and cried harder.

"Oh My Goodness! I do! I can understand you. This is so weird! Does that mean I can now understand all hybrids?!" Jimin giggled.

"Yes! Now. Imagine yourself as a cat!" Yoongi encouraged. Jimin nodded and did as Yoongi said. Suddenly he felt the world grow bigger. He saw Yoongi's ears prick forward and tail slowly start to wave. "You are the most beautiful cat I have ever seen!" Yoongi exclaimed. Jimin's eyes grew in shock. He turned around to see a silky grey body covered in long fur.

"Is that me?!" Jimin asked. Yoongi nodded excitedly.

"Yup! Race you home!" Yoongi raced out of the car park with Jimin following closely behind.