WARNING! Hate and strong language against gays.
"What do you think they're doing?" Yerin whispered as her and Namjoon's heads were pressed up against the hospital door that lead into Yoongi's room.
"I don't know, it's awfully quiet." Namjoon replied.
"Will you two quit it?! We need to get home." Woosin snapped.
"Later, Dad. I'm interested to know as they're alone and obviously together..."
"I'm interested too!" Yerin agreed. "Besides, they might be making little kittens as we speak!" She chirped.
"They'd better not be!" Woosin nearly shouted.
"Well that's why we're trying to listen." Namjoon said.
"Urgh, you two are so infuriating. Let's just go home." Woosin said as he joined the others and pressed his head to the door also.
* * *
"Ah, Yoongi! Stop- ah. That- hehe. Tickles!" Jimin giggled, oblivious to the other three people who were listening just the other side of the door.
"Do you want me to stop?" Yoongi asked. Jimin nodded.
"Too bad! You said you didn't want to be buried underneath me so we made a deal. And the deal was I could do what I want." Yoongi grinned.
"Urgh, you're so annoying! Just turn back into the grumpy ass cat from before. I prefer it!" Yoongi removed his tail from Jimin's armpit in shock.
"Excuse me! This tail of mine is valuable to me. You are so lucky that I am letting you anywhere near it after the stunt you pulled in front of your mother the other day." Yoongi said sternly.
"Yeah but who cares about that. I bet she couldn't even tell that you were turned on." Jimin giggled.
"Shhh, someone might hear you." Yoongi warned.
"Who? I swear these rooms are sound proof." Jimin said as he wiggled his eyebrows. Yoongi flinched in surprise.
"What are you implying, human?" He asked.
"Whatever you want it to imply, hybrid." Jimin replied. Yoongi suddenly flipped them over and pinned Jimin's arms down. Jimin squealed in shock at the motion. Yoongi leaned down and kissed Jimin on the lips.
"You are a naughty human." Yoongi said playfully.
"Oh am I?" Jimin challenged. Yoongi growled.
"Never challenge me. I don't like it."
"You mean you like to be in control? Hmm? Dom? I personally thought you were more of a sub or switch..." Jimin said while looking Yoongi straight in the eye. Yoongi's ears went back and Jimin grinned.
"I mean it, you're going to regret it." Yoongi said as he carefully straddled Jimin's lap.
"I don't know if I would...this is not exactly uncomfortable." Jimin said. Yoongi's throat gave a low rumble that made the bed vibrate. "Why are you purring? Did you like that?" Jimin asked. He leaned up and licked Yoongi's neck.
"Ew, Jimin! What the hell?!" Yoongi shrieked. Jimin laughed.
"You're a cat, you lick yourself clean everyday!" Jimin grinned.
"Yes, me. Myself. No one else!" Yoongi barked.
"Well I just licked you, how do you feel?" Yoongi's tail waved slowly at the words. He suddenly lunged forwards and started to lick Jimin's face.
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Not My Problem (Yoonmin)
Fanfiction"It's not my problem anymore, keep it." "It is a he, sir and he, has a name. So use it." He turned and carried on walking, stroking his pet and sighed. "What are we going to do with you?" The cat meowed sadly in response and closed his eyes. @mangon...
