• ushijima and friends •
7:10 pm
protractor: SHIRABU KENJIRO YOU FUCKING MORON
shiraken:
protractor: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? YOU BETTER THANK WHOEVER YOU WORSHIP THAT GOSHIKI DID NOT BREAK ANYTHING.
bowlcut: that was very mean of you shirabu-senpai!
shiraken: But wasn't it fun?
tamponhead: kinda funny if you ask me
yamagata: true
protractor: IT WAS NOT.
bowlcut: i mean it was a little bit fun but -
shiraken: See?
protractor: whatever. you're still making an a4, 10-page, times new roman, 12, single-spaced, and one inch margin on all sides apology letter due tomorrow morning.
shiraken: No way. Why should I do that?
protractor: oh you will.
shiraken: No I won't.
protractor: June 17, 20xx
shiraken: What are you talking about?
protractor: Dear diary, today I saw senpai again in the school courtyard durung lunch. His face shined in the sunlight and his silky hair sailed -
shiraken: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
shiraken: Yes, I get it. I will write the apology. Please just stop.
protractor: i told you you'll do it.
tamponhead: LMAO KENJIRO'S GOT A CRUSH ON SOMEONE
tamponhead: according to the date it was back then when he was in first year
yamagata: it's either a second year or a third year
kawaiinishi: or an alumnus
tamponhead: oh taichi is here
kawaiinishi: i was in game
yamagata: yeah we lost
kawaiinishi: you didnt have to say that gee
tamponhead: gee gee gee baby baby baby
kawaiinishi: what
tamponhead: nothing
tamponhead:
bowlcut: so you've liked a person before senpai?? that's unexpected
kawaiinishi: looking back i used to have lunch with shirabu in the rooftop
shiraken: Oh my fucking god Kawanishi shut up!
yamagata: oh the building for the open rooftop is the one in front of the courtyard, right?
tamponhead: then that place must have the perfect view
yamagata: for stalking
bowlcut: being a stalker is punishable by law!!!!
kawaiinishi: you're going to jail shirabu
bowlcut: i guess i will have to practice how to set too...
reonrawr: Rest assured.
reonrawr: I will bail you out, Shirabu.
tamponhead: we still have semisemi tsutomu
shiraken: SHUT UP!
shiraken: SEMI-SAN, YOU BETTER NOT TELL THEM.
shiraken: Oh. But thank you, Ohira-senpai.
protractor: i won't say anything as long as you make that letter.
yamagata: taichi, don't you know who the senpai is?
kawaiinishi: no.
tamponhead: dont you have a clue
kawaiinishi: well there was this one time the band was practicing outsi-
shiraken: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
yamagata: oops
tamponhead: ara ara
reonrawr: I sponsored that band.
tamponhead: you did?!?!?!
reonrawr: Yes.
bowlcut: ooooh that school band with -
protractor: okay that's enough everyone.
tamponhead: ugh fine
yamagata: if semi says so then
kawaiinishi: k
bowlcut: i was cut off mid-sentence......
protractor: keep your end of the promise, shirabu.
shiraken: I'll get you back for this someday.
protractor:
protractor: June 18, 20xx
shiraken: ENOUGH
protractor: i will be waiting for that ten page letter tomorrow
protractor: and don't even try to bullshit your way through with copy pasted stuff and lyrics
protractor: know that i will read every single thing in it
shiraken: Yeah yeah whatever.
shiraken: I will be sincere.
protractor: good.
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A/N:
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