xviii : bird box (ii) [shiratorizawa]

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7:10 pm

protractor: SHIRABU KENJIRO YOU FUCKING MORON

shiraken:

protractor: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? YOU BETTER THANK WHOEVER YOU WORSHIP THAT GOSHIKI DID NOT BREAK ANYTHING

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protractor: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? YOU BETTER THANK WHOEVER YOU WORSHIP THAT GOSHIKI DID NOT BREAK ANYTHING.

bowlcut: that was very mean of you shirabu-senpai!

shiraken: But wasn't it fun?

tamponhead: kinda funny if you ask me

yamagata: true

protractor: IT WAS NOT.

bowlcut: i mean it was a little bit fun but -

shiraken: See?

protractor: whatever. you're still making an a4, 10-page, times new roman, 12, single-spaced, and one inch margin on all sides apology letter due tomorrow morning.

shiraken: No way. Why should I do that?

protractor: oh you will.

shiraken: No I won't.

protractor: June 17, 20xx

shiraken: What are you talking about?

protractor: Dear diary, today I saw senpai again in the school courtyard durung lunch. His face shined in the sunlight and his silky hair sailed -

shiraken: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

shiraken: Yes, I get it. I will write the apology. Please just stop.

protractor: i told you you'll do it.

tamponhead: LMAO KENJIRO'S GOT A CRUSH ON SOMEONE

tamponhead: according to the date it was back then when he was in first year

yamagata: it's either a second year or a third year

kawaiinishi: or an alumnus

tamponhead: oh taichi is here

kawaiinishi: i was in game

yamagata: yeah we lost

kawaiinishi: you didnt have to say that gee

tamponhead: gee gee gee baby baby baby

kawaiinishi: what

tamponhead: nothing

tamponhead:

bowlcut: so you've liked a person before senpai?? that's unexpected

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bowlcut: so you've liked a person before senpai?? that's unexpected

kawaiinishi: looking back i used to have lunch with shirabu in the rooftop

shiraken: Oh my fucking god Kawanishi shut up!

yamagata: oh the building for the open rooftop is the one in front of the courtyard, right?

tamponhead: then that place must have the perfect view

yamagata: for stalking

bowlcut: being a stalker is punishable by law!!!!

kawaiinishi: you're going to jail shirabu

bowlcut: i guess i will have to practice how to set too...

reonrawr: Rest assured.

reonrawr: I will bail you out, Shirabu.

tamponhead: we still have semisemi tsutomu

shiraken: SHUT UP!

shiraken: SEMI-SAN, YOU BETTER NOT TELL THEM.

shiraken: Oh. But thank you, Ohira-senpai.

protractor: i won't say anything as long as you make that letter.

yamagata: taichi, don't you know who the senpai is?

kawaiinishi: no.

tamponhead: dont you have a clue

kawaiinishi: well there was this one time the band was practicing outsi-

shiraken: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!

yamagata: oops

tamponhead: ara ara

reonrawr: I sponsored that band.

tamponhead: you did?!?!?!

reonrawr: Yes.

bowlcut: ooooh that school band with -

protractor: okay that's enough everyone.

tamponhead: ugh fine

yamagata: if semi says so then

kawaiinishi: k

bowlcut: i was cut off mid-sentence......

protractor: keep your end of the promise, shirabu.

shiraken: I'll get you back for this someday.

protractor:

protractor: June 18, 20xx

shiraken: ENOUGH

protractor: i will be waiting for that ten page letter tomorrow

protractor: and don't even try to bullshit your way through with copy pasted stuff and lyrics

protractor: know that i will read every single thing in it

shiraken: Yeah yeah whatever.

shiraken: I will be sincere.

protractor: good.

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A/N:

THANK YOU FOR READING THIS THING EVEN IF THERE'S NO DIRECTION AAAAAAA

love y'all

- l e i n

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