alienfucker: oh my god how dare she touch my man like that HOW DARE SHE
makkiroll: she's snaking around your boyfriend do yoU WANNA SLAP HER
matsunbate: oH SHIT THE BITCH IS PRESSING HER FAKE BOOBS ON HIS ARM
alienfucker: bEGONE T H O T
alienfucker:
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watery: i was wondering why y'all on your phones during ramen time
turnipboi: you're on your phone too, senpai.
alienfucker: iwa-chaaan pLEASE GET AWAY FROM HER
happydoggo: do we save iwaizumi-san?
watery: srsly ppl? senpai can handle himself
alienfucker: bUT YOU KNOW
cruelbitch: know what?
alienfucker: jEALOUS
alienfucker:
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watery: oh are you now?
matsunbate: oh my god oikawa her friends are flipping their middle finger at us
makkiroll: THESE BITCHES I SWEAR
matsunbate: oh my god did she just say "fuck off homo"
alienfucker:
cruelbitch: oh no
turnipboi: senpai?
makkiroll: oh my god KEEP HIM ON HIS SEAT
matsunbate: i AM NOT DEALING WITH RAMEN BAN AGAIN. BRING HIM TO THE BATHROOM
watery: your table is fucking noisy stfu
happydoggo: we have a situation, watari. you shut your trap
cruelbitch: ooooooh i like that
watery changed cruelbitch's nickname to "dogkink".
dogkink: fucking hell
matsunbate: jUST FREAKING HELP US CALM OIKAWA'S ASS DOWN
matsunbate: WATARI AINT YOU ON IWAIZUMI'S TABLE? TELL THE WOMAN TO KEEP HER HANDS OFF
matsunbate: MAKKI WON'T LAST LONG BATHROOM TACTIC WON'T LAST LONG
turnipboi: i don't understand but i am panicking as well and the senpais are coming out of the comfort room. D:
makkiroll: i did my best
dogkink: i hope he ain't starting a war
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oikawa, now all fresh and new after touching up his curls and powder in the bathroom, walked towards the table away from the counters, a table apart from his previous one, sassily with his waist swaying from side to side. he stopped, right behind his sitting lover and gently placed a hand on his broad shoulder.
"hajime," he purred, gliding from his touch on iwaizumi's shoulder, down to the ace's arms to remove the woman's hand and finally hugging him with his chest against his back and chin on his shoulder.
"what's going on here?"
iwaizumi shuddered, feeling oikawa's hot air on his ear, his tone hinting a bit of a growl. he heaved a heavy breath and relaxed, leaning into his embrace before shaking a no.
"nothing's happening, tooru."
"hmm, then are you done here?" the brunet asked, leaning more to his face, planting a kiss on iwaizumi's cheek; all the while glaring at the flirt and her bitch friends. the women rolled their eyes in respond, one went as far as raising a finger.
nonetheless, the other male hummed an agreeing response, lifting his hand to ruffle some soft, brown locks.
"then can we go?"
"sure, i'll tell the coach that we're leaving. wait for a bit," the ace attempted to stand, only to be held back by the captain's whine from the loss of skinship.
"what a big baby. be patient. you can have more when we get home."
one could hear gagging noises or sounds of food and water being choked out, probably from the team and the women as well.
oikawa can only smirk in conceit, waving bye to the others, especially to hanamaki and matsukawa. he didn't forget look at the flirt from head to toe and release a mocking laugh.
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• she's a T H O T •
9:09 pm
kunimi: i skipped ramen night just this once then this happens
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A/N:
aHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA i'm running out of things to write y'all -
