• tsuki ❤ •
8:05 pm
tsukisaurus: What the fuck was that?
yams: Why didn't you tell me?
yams: i kind of thought that you knew because... well, we're supposedly close?
tsukisaurus: Why don't I have the slightest idea about this? How come I didn't notice? Why didn't you tell me? Why him?
yams: tsukki you're being overdramatic
tsukisaurus: Ushiwaka Japan is your freaking ex-boyfriend and soon-to-be stepbrother - DRAMATIC IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
yams: okay baby you are being weird
tsukisaurus: That fucking relationship is more weird.
yams: excuse me?
tsukisaurus: I just said the truth.
yams: ugh whatever. let's talk when you've calmed down
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• karasuno high school boy's volleyball team •
8:05 pm
tsukisaurus: i could ask the same thing
sugamum: hello there, lad eXPLAIN
diededchi: AND WHO PUNCHED WHO
tsukisaurus: i punched Ushijima
diededchi: YOU WHAT -
tsukisaurus: lel jk yamaguchi punched me
diededchi: oh
sugamum: i literally sighed in relief
diededchi: we are still in games so you all should be careful
diededchi: remember that getting into trouble is as bad as getting injured
sonshine: OK
tobyby: damn i should've went easier on hinata
tsukisaurus: i don't want to hear about your sex life
noeya: yes dad
ryunoesuke: roger!
sonshine: wHOA IS THAT SOME FOREIGNER THAT YOU KNOW, TANAKA-SENPAI?!?!
ryunoesuke: eh?
tobyby: dUMBASS!! IT MIGHT JUST BE A WESTERN-NAMED JAPANESE PERSON!!!
sonshine: eHHHH?!?! IS THAT TRUE?!?!
tsukisaurus: heh idiots
sonshine: wHAT DID YOU JUST S A Y?!?!?##
tobyby: TSUKISHIMA YOU BASTARD
yams: how can you guys be so energetic when you guys just had -
tsukisaurus: i don't want to hear about their sex life
diededchi:
sugamum:
thebraveace: now, now. let's calm down, okay? your parents are going to get mad
ennoshitae: you all need jesus
noeya: asahi*
kinkin: hiatus huh
naruto: we are all like this because season four isn't announced yet
sonshine: IKR
ennoshitae: what the fuck
sugamum:
ennoshitae: sorry
kinkin: fudging
naruto: kek
sonshine: ????
tobyby: i know that feeling too
ennoshitae: wHAT
ennoshitae: I AM BLAMING THIS ON YOU, KINOSHITA AND NARITA.
kinkin: oh no
naruto: gET SOME SNEAKERS™
sonshine: i thought we were talking about shokugeki no souma????
tobyby: i thought it was free! or something
sonshine: weird
sugamum: where have i gone wrong?
diededchi: it is my fault, love. don't blame yourself
thebraveace: asdfghjkl-
shimizu: no one is asking about what happened in the park?
yacheese: what's going on??
yacheese: ah! good evening everyone!
diededchi: good evening to you too, yachi-san
sugamum: what a good girl, good evening
yacheese: he hehe he...
noeya: hey there!!!
ryunoesuke: hey hEEEEEY
tsukisaurus: another 'hey' and you'll be in tokyo
ryunoesuke: eh?
tsukisaurus: an owl will come for you
noeya: iS IT HOGWARTS?!?!?!
ryunoesuke: hEDWIGGGGU?!?!?!?!
kinkin: sTOP
naruto: oh no
ennoshitae: sTOP ADDING MORE AND MORE FANDOMS YOU WILL WIDEN THE STORY AND ITS GOING TO GET BOTHERSOME DO YOU KNOW HOW STRESSFUL THIS IS FOR ME HUH YMDO YOU WANT TO GET SENT TO HE-
kinkin removed ennoshitae from the group.
shimizu: seriously, is no one going to ask about what happened in the park?
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A/N:
I'M DONE FOR. I HAVE NO MORE TO MOTIVATION.
- l e i n
YOU ARE READING
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