*back at home*
Boots: Dora are you ready yet?
Barney: boots go away I'm helping her finish her makeup
Boots: Dora, you don't need makeup
Dora: really? Thanks boots
Boots: you need plastic surgery
Barney: to say you are 70% water you are not very refreshing boots
Dora: BURNNNNNNNNN
boots: water can not be burnt Dora
Barney: evaporated!!!!
Boots: I give in with you two
Barney: then get the hell out boots you thot
Boots: my pleasure, I'll be in the car
*boots leaves*
Dora: you know, we should kill boots
Barney: Dora don't be silly, we couldn't possibly do that
Dora: man I thought you'd be up to it
Barney: you didn't let me finish, we couldn't possibly do that, without a plan. For example how would we dispose of the body?
Dora: I didn't think of that
Barney: well I did! You know that thing called the dark web?
Dora: what are you thinking?
Barney: monkey meat! We sell him for monkey meat!
Dora: we could get a fortune for it as well. Damn I'm glad we are friends.
Barney: me too!
Dora: so what else are you thinking
Barney: well we need names if we are gonna be murders
Dora: oh can mine be "the suspense"
Barney: why?
Dora: so when I'm murdering someone they can say "the suspense is killing me"
Barney: this! This is why we are friends
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The adventures of Barney the dinosaur and Dora the explorer
AdventureThis is the legendary story of the mythical creatures that are Dora the Explorer and Barney the dinosaur. Discover how they became best friends in this breathe taking journey.
