Daniel: Hey guys, I'm back!
Stephen: Oh hey Dan-- Why the fuck do you have a gun?
Daniel: It's my new pet gun, his name is Xrsecurvicon of the Fifth Realm of Fire the Third.
Stephen: ...I.
Hosuh: What's this about a gun...?
Daniel: My pet gun, Xrsecurvicon of the Fifth Realm of Fire the Third!
Hosuh: ...what did he just say?
Stephen: i have no fucking clue...
Daniel: I expect you guys to take very good care of Xrsecurvicon of the Fifth Realm of Fire the Third when I'm not here!
Hosuh: What kind of care does a gun need?
Daniel: The basics, cleaning, feeding, walks, also he gets very angry when you don't refer to him by his full name.
Stephen: HOW DO YOU WALK A GODDAMN GUN?!
Hosuh: What does a gun eat?!
Daniel: Guys, you're thinking too hard, Xrsecurvicon of the Fifth Realm of Fire the Third is just like any other pet. Also he's a vegetarian.
Stephen: WHAT????? THE HELL???????
Hosuh: Daniel, I think we need to have a talk.
Daniel: I think we should be spending time with Xrsecurvicon of the Fifth Realm of Fire the Third.
Stephen: WELL I THINK we should get rid of Xrsecurvicon or whatever it's name is--
Xrsecurvicon of the Fifth Realm of Fire the Third: [aggressively shooting] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Daniel: STEPHEN I TOLD YOU HE GETS ANGRY WHEN YOU DON'T REFER TO HIM BY HIS FULL NAME
Hosuh: WHY CAN IT S C R E A M
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