24 - Voicemail

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"Disgusting! I hope the paps got a good picture of Otis taking a shit at the dog park. Like Jesus fucking Christ. That dog took a giant ass dump and he watched me pick it up. The paparazzi definitely got shots of it. I'm gonna be on TMZ, Hunter! It's me and Otis on TMZ! WE MADE IT BIG! -Aww shit, I'm getting weird looks from people. **whispers** I'm running away now with Otis. Send help. I love you, Hunter. I'll be home soon."

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