A Bad Habit to Break

The Girlfriend

Ng ano nga?

Can you tell me?

?!?! ?!?!

Kouren:

He tested my feelings.

(￢_￢)

Binuhat niya ako tapos nilabas niya sa bintana.

Shit, for one second, I thought ilalaglag niya ako pero I ended up being safe naman.

Taesoo:

You are truly crazy, indeed.

Why can you not like normal boys?

Nasaktan ka ba? Are you alright?

Kouren:

I'm fine. Don't worry about me ( ﾟｏ⌒)

Hindi ako nasaktan so chill. Please?

And for the record, he's normal kaya.

Taesoo:

Tignan mo yang kalokohan mo.

Just to get a boyfriend kailangan mo pang dumayo sa school ng delinquent na 'yun at muntik ka pang ilaglag sa bintana?

He's really crazy!

Can I just call a police?

Kouren:

Ang OA mo ha~

I told you I'm fine. Wala ngang masakit sa akin, promise.

And hindi lang dahil sa gusto kong mag-confess kaya ako pumunta sa school nila. I went because of Park Jinseon, His handphone got confiscated by his teacher. Kasalanan ko naman kung bakit because I was chatting him in the middle of his classes. After doing my errand, syempre nasa balwarte na ako ng crush ko.

So why not expanding all the means 'di ba?

I asked my dongsaeng kung saan 'yung homeroom niya then the rest is history.

Pwede ba kumalma ka?

I won't be messaging you if I'm not okay.

Taesoo:

Bahala ka nga.

And mind you, it was an all-boys school.

What if nabastos ka?

Kouren:

Ang OA mo na ha.

There's no such thing.

I am freaking alright.

Don't worry about me, ahjumma.

Taesoo:

Stop with ahjumma jokes.

Kouren:

Sus, paano ka magkaka-girlfriend e daig mo pa ang nanay at auntie kung manermon?

Ha?

Ha!

Taesoo:

I'm busy with studies.

I have no time to deal with hard headed girls.

One is enough.

I can't take another Kouren bugging around me.

Kouren:

Ay ang hard mo na dyan.

Hindi ka naman siguro bading?

Taesoo:

Nope.

Kouren:

Daming nagkaka-crush sa'yo sa University.

You know, sino ba namang may ayaw sa guy na Political Science student na Dean's Lister, 191 cm pa ang height, gwapo na, tapos super namja-chingu material pa? Kulang na lang ihagis ng mga babae ang mga sarili nila sa'yo hahaha.

Taesoo:

Nope.

Not interested.

Girlfriend?

It will come.

Kusa yang lalapit.