I dare Hiccup and me to have a candy contest. I dare Merida and Jake to prank Jack. I dare Elsa and Punz to "kill" a polar bear (pretend). Ice will record everything.
- Katie_Loves_Mericcup
Rap: But I like polar bears!
Hiccup: Yas! Candy everywhere!
Elsa: hey, where'd Jack go?
Jack: *walks in* sorry I'm late. What's the dare?
Blankie: Candy contest with Katie and Hic
Hiccup: don't call me that, and as for Katie *voice deepens* I will destroy you
Katie: I'm almost ready, just want a little snack before *takes out a barrel of Mike and Ike's*
Merida: and she's still skinny?!
Katie: -_- seriously?
Ice: ok, this will go on for five minutes and you must eat the whole packet of candy for it to count. I got bulk bags from Cost-co so they are each 5 points. begin!
Hiccup: *shoving candy in his mouth*
Katie: *neatly eating the candy wile somehow being faster*
5 minutes later
Hiccup: *covered in candy* dream believers and the homecoming queen *passes out*
Katie: MORE CANDY!!!!! NOW!!!!
Jake: the contest is over, you won so, you can stop
Katie: I SAID MORE CANDY!!!!
Ice: no, lets take you to a mental- I mean a fun place, there will be some nice people who will talk to you
Katie: *rolls eyes* I'm not crazy, just give me some candy and no one gets hurt
Later
Merida: *puts on recorder and puts it in the closet*
Recorder: *in Emma's (Jack's sister) voice* Jack, I'm scared
Jack: did you hear something?
Everyone else: uh, no
Recorder: Jack I'm scared
Jack: it's coming from the closet
(Jake is hiding in the closet w/ a pie)
Jack: *comes closer to the closet* Hello?
Recorder: Jack, I'm scared
Jack: *opens door* anyone here-
Jake: *jumps out and pie faces Jack*
Jack: *wiping pie off his face* That. Was.... AWESOME!!! I never knew you could prank so epically!!!
Merida: hello? Person that helped with the prank over here?
Jack: yah, you were ok. One question though, how'd you get that tape?
Jake: your movie
Elsa: *comes in with a shot gun* sorry Punz and I left, we went hunting
Merida: really? Mrs. the ice queen went hunting
Rap: *comes in lugging a polar bear* someone help me with this?
Everyone except Rap & Elsa: O_O *runs away*
Elsa: *to polar bear* you can get up now, and thanks for the help
Polar bear: *gets up* any time, oh, could I have some fish?
Rap: second door to the left is the kitchen, don't let anyone see you
Polar bear: thank you *leaves*
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