A/N: I bet I left ya hanging there. So with out further ado....
Hiccup: So, uh, I know it's our first official date cause of punzie but well....
Merida: I'd love to be your girlfriend!
Hiccup: wow, that was easier than I thought! *sweating ALOT* but, we can't tell any one just yet, I want it to be just the right time
Jack: *evilly grins*
Merida: *phone rings*
Yes this is supposing they know about modern technology yada, yada
Hiccup: what is it?
Merida: what!?!?!? we have to invite Ariel on our date?!?!?!
Hiccup: Why?
Merida: Cause of this dare on wattpad!
Hiccup: Well, it dared Rap to invite Ariel on our date!
Merida: Can't the Internet provide any thing useful?
Hiccup: Well, actually computers were created to calculate large sums of numbers an then advanced........
Ariel:!* Walks in* hey, I was told to come here?
Hiccup: this was not my idea.
Merida: Oooh! our food's here! crab yum!
Ariel: 0.0 What?!?!?!?!
Hiccup: Uh, I think I need to go to the bathroom. *runs to bathroom*
In bathroom
Hiccup: oh no, what's Ariel gonna do when she finds out its a seafood place?
At the table
Merida: What's his problem? *rips open crab leg and takes big bite*
Ariel: HEY! THOSE WERE ONCE ALIVE! *tackles Merida and the whole restaurant stares*
Ariel: that'll teach you not to eat sea creatures *leaves*
Hiccup: what happened? oh, well at least we can have our date.
Merida: *Dress is torn and has bruises and cuts on her face* I am never going to any seafood place again EVER.
Hiccup: Will this help? *kisses Merida*
Merida: *blushes* yes
Jack: YAH!
Merriccup: *turns to see Jack behind the seat*
Hiccup: are you thinking what I'm thinking
Merida: *smiles* it's ok Jack lets go back
Jack: ok
Merriccup and Jack: *leave the restaurant*
Merida: ya know why we wanted to leave?
Jack: cuz I ruined the moment?
Hiccup: no
Jack: then why?
Merriccup: So we can kill you! *chases Jack in the parking lot*
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