50th chap!!!!!!

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Ice: *blowing party horn*

Jake: *rubbing ear* ow! don't do that! it was right next to my ear!!!

Hiccup: why'd you do that anyway?

Ice: it's our 50th chapter!!!!!

Rap: what about authors notes?

Ice: shaddup!!!! I'm to lazy to subtract the authors notes so I'm just relying on the chap count thing

Jack: *rolls eyes* *sarcasm* what a great author!

Ice: yah, I'm awesome!

Big 5, Crystal, & Jake: *face palm*

Merida: do you know what sarcasm is?

Ice: *smiling* yah, but I'm too socially awkward to know when people are using it

Jake: you're not socially awkward *thinks* you're just real beautiful. no not a good enough line. think Jake think!

Elsa: just tell us the stinking dare!!!!

Ice: how do you know it's a dare?

Elsa: face it Ice, people are only sending in dares

Ice: but this time it could be-

Big 5, Jake, & Crystal: JUST SAY THE STINKING DARE!!!!!

Ice: alright! I get it!

I dare Kristanna to join dating websites saying that they are single

-MWriteStory3

Elsa: but ttthey're dead!

Ice: oh, did I forget to mention every 50 chapters I can do something against nature's laws cuz I'm the author

Rap: don't u do that all the time?

Ice: this is like a big one to bring em back 2 life & make em immortal

Elsa: you can bring them alive again!!! *shakes Ice* why didn't u tell me!?!?!?!

Ice: well u wouldn't exactly talk to me after- well, just.... here's Kristof & Anna!!!

Anna: how- what? I thought I was dead &- wow! I'm like 20 again!!!!!!

Kristof: what the- wait, where are we?

Anna: *sees Elsa* Elsa!!!!! *hugs Elsa*

Kristof: I was getting used to heaven...

Ice: we have a dare book

Kristof: who's that? *points to Ice*

Anna: and who's those people? *points to Jake & Crystal*

Elsa: these two *puts hands on Jake & Crystal's heads* are my kids Jake & Crystal

Anna: finally! I thought it would never happen

Ice: well they will live forever so it's always a possibility for anyone

Anna: and you are?

Merida: *giggles* Jake's girlfriend

Ice: NO I AIN'T!!!!!!!!!!

Jack: so yah, meet Ice our author

Kristof: so where are we?

Ice: an ask & dare book and there's a dare for you two

Kristof: so what is it?

Ice: it's to join an online dating website saying your single

Anna: what's an online dating website?

Ice: it's this program on the Internet *pulls out laptop & turns it on*

Kristanna: AH!!!!!

Elsa: relax, it's safe

Ice: ok, lets get on e-harmony *gets on to site* ok, first Anna. *makes account* now Kristof *makes other account*

A/N: I'm sorry that there is no more to the dare but I feel like too manny things happened so I might later (probably not the next chap) put in a date thing.

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