Cousin of Bilbo Baggins: The Hobbit

Bard the Bargeman

"What are you trying to do, drown us?" Thorin demands.

"I was born and bred on these waters, Master Dwarf. If I wanted to drown you, I would not do it here" the bargeman tells him. "Besides I would never hurt a woman" he adds looking at Fili and I. Fili pulls me closer and I smile up at him.

"Oh I have enough of this lippy lakeman. I say we throw him over the side and be done with him" Dwalin whispers. I glare at him, this man is helping us.

"Bard, his name's Bard" Bilbo announces.

"How do you know?" Bofur asks him.

""Uh, I asked him" Bilbo answers and I smile.

"We do not have to like him, we simply have to pay him. Come on now, lads, turn out your pockets" Balin tells us. The dwarves begin pulling out their money and valuables. I hand my and Bilbo's pouch of coins to Fili, who hands it to Balin. Who counts it along with the other things. "There's, um, just a problem: we're ten coins short" he tells us. Thorin turns to Gloin.

"Gloin. Come on. Give us what you have" Thorin instructs.

"Don't look to me. I have been bled dry by this venture! And what have I seen for my investment? Naught but misery and grief..." Gloin stops speaking. As the fog thins to reveal Erebor. "Bless my beard. Take it. Take all of it" he states handing Balin his hidden pouch of coins.

Just then Bard approaches us. "The money, quick, give it to me" he tells us.

"We'll pay you when we get our provisions, but not before" Thorin tells him.

"If you value your freedom, you'll do as I say. There are guards ahead" Bard tells us. We turn and see the rooftops of Laketown in the distance. We give him the money and tells us to get into the barrels. Fili gets in and goes to help me in. But Bard grabs my shoulder pulling me away from him. "You stay out, put your hood up and act like a scared little girl" he tells me. I nod my head and give Fili a reassuring smile as I put my hood up.

(Lake town, Toll gate)

Bard had purchased fish and poured them into the barrels to keep the others hidden. I feel sorry for them. But at least I won't smell like a fish. I stand beside Bard clutching his cloak like a scared child. Which I am scared of the water, just not a child. Even if I am the size of one by men standards. 

"Halt! Goods inspection. Papers, please. Oh, it's you, Bard" the gate keeper says smiling.

"Morning Percy" Bard says as he pulls the barge in front of the gate.

"Anything to declare?" the gate keeper asks.

"Only that I saved a young child from drowning and have brought her with me. She'll stay with my family until her's finds her" Bard states gesturing.

"Very well" the gate keeper says writing something down. "Anything else?" he asks Bard.

"Nothing, but that we are cold and tired, and ready for home" Bard tells him smiling. He hands the gate keeper some papers. As the gatekeeper takes the papers and goes into his office, I look around warily.

"Here we are. All in order" the gate keeper declares handing stamped papers to Bard.

"Not so fast" a weasel of a man says stepping out of the shadows. I gulp wishing I had my axe on me. But it's with Fili along with my father's. As according to bard a woman or in my case a child would never carry a weapon. "Consignment of empty barrels from the Woodland Realm. Only, they're not empty, are they, Bard? And what's with the child?" he demands. I gulp moving closer to Bard.

"If I recall correctly, you're licensed as a bargeman, not a fisherman" the man states. He picks up one of the fish from a barrel and holds it up to Bard. He doesn't see Bombur's eyes looking up from the gap where the fish had been. He doesn't notice as he put the fish back either.

"That's none of your business" Bard tells him as he wraps an arm around my shoulders.

"Wrong. It's the Master's business, which makes it my business" the man tells him.

"Oh come on, Alfrid, have a heart. People need to eat" Bard tells him. "Folk in this town are struggling. Times are hard. Food is scarce" he adds.

"Not my problem" Alfrid states. He gestures to the soldiers to dump the fish. I look up as Bard fearful.

"And when the people hear the Master is dumping fish back in the lake, when the rioting starts, will it be your problem then?" Bard asks Alfrid.

"Stop" Alfrid orders and the soldiers leave the barrels alone. "Ever the people's champion, eh, Bard? Protector of the common folk? You might have their favor now, bargeman, but it won't last" he tells Bard.

"Raise the gate" Percy orders.

"The Master has his eye on you; you'd do well to remember. He'll want to meet the child. We know where you live" Alfrid tells Bard as I hide my face from view.

"It's a small town, Alfrid; everyone knows where everyone lives" Bard tells him as he rows under the risen gate. I look at Lake Town around us, it looks quite poor and ramshackle. There are many channels of water throughout the town, through which various boats float. Bard poles us down the main channel.

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Picture above of Bard the Bargeman and picture on the external link of Lake Town.