The Book of Jokes 2

Contest

Funny Contest

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I'm just gonna make a funny contest! It'll help cheer up the mood XD Make the most wackiest story !! It can be a one shot or not! This is for the fun! And your stories will be posted in this book, so you can spread the wonders! :D There is no due date, everyone can do it!

Most people doesn't do this, but I'm looking for the funny inside you all!

An Example:

I married a man. This was no ordinary man, it was a potato. We would spend hours with each other, watching tv, and eating him. I had a call from the police, it made me have tears of ketchup.

"I'm sorry, but you're a fat head and your mommy doo doo in the poo poo."

How can they say that? My own husband is dead because of me! He never deserved this, but I caused him to jump off a cliff because he believed he could fly. I don't know how I caused him to jump, but that's what he said when he was dead.

I wish he was alive so I can slap him once more.

I looked at the kitchen and opened the fridge. It was time for another man. A man that would fart rainbows and would spread the love to others. A man, that wouldn't die. But, they all die. It was a part of life.

A life... Where people fart.