The Book of Jokes 2

PAIRINGS

When you're reading a fanfiction and it's your OTP mixed with a pairing that you hate and it's start with your OTP and then "happily" ends with the pairing that you hate.

*COUGH COUGH*

*COUGH.*

And all I wanna do is

*closes electronic*

*pours gasoline on it*

*pours rubbing alcohol on it*

*lights a match and throws it on the electronic*

*waits for fire to control*

*sprays Holy Water on it*

*smashes it with hammer*

*glues every single Bible on it*

*buries it deep in ground and makes grave*

*pees on it*