A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask a clerk a question. As he turn to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "ma'am If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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The Book of Jokes 2
RandomThis is the second version of my other The book of Jokes!! Please remember if offended, I don't care.
