Please help me solve this mystery!

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At an archeological excavation site  near Berne, Switzerland, an old inscription has been found, probably philosophical poetry. The author, language and age of this text are unfortunately still unknown!

Is anyone around somewhere who is able to decipher this text?
Please answer and help me, because I have reasons to believe, this may be the most sensational wisdom of all times!

Sorry, but at the moment I am not allowed to give further detail informations about the excavation site...
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Siuha
Wasinidchasi binionidgsi.
Hanighawasiha binigsiwonibi.
Wasinidhagha chaninidlaga.
Wasinidbigsi chaniononidsi.
Wasnidischgsi channohchoh.
Wasinidha chaninoübrchoh.

Xisiughaha
Ibinnohniegsi woniga wenniga.
Ichannonidsi woniga dennibinohda.
Wasigha chanilaga wenniga.
Wenniga woniga hanixgha.
Wonibi wennibigsi weissinonid abrömunidda.

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