XIII. THE ONE WITH THE CHICK AND THE DUCK

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"Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?" Monica spoke as Monica, Rachel, and Katrina stood at the girls apartment talking about Pete's offer

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"Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?" Monica spoke as Monica, Rachel, and Katrina stood at the girls apartment talking about Pete's offer.
"What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass?" Rachel asked.
" I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monica's Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues" she paused removing her fake breasts. "But Pete's just doing this because he has a crush on me."
" And you're still not attracted to him at all?" Katrina asked.
"Hmm, no. I mean how can I accept a restaurant from him? I-I-I-I can't. I couldn't even accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the seventh grade." Monica stuttered out.
"Yeah, but Mon that's totally different. He was you're health teacher." Rachel added.
"Oh, please." Monica groaned slapping Rachel's side, Rachel yelps.
"What? Honey."
"Oh, I am, my side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday."
"Oh God, I'm so sorry." Monica rambled.
"I know." Rachel sighed as Monica goes to hug her.
"Ow!!" Rachel exclaimed.

"Oh god!" Monica mentally slapped herself, Katrina smirked at the two girls as Ross entered wearing a white suit and a little red bow tie.

"Hey, you guys! Guess what?" Ross smiled.
"Got a job on a river boat?" Rachel smirked.
"Y'know what I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? You're not my girlfriend anymore so..." Ross trailed off.
"Oh I see, so this suit is making a point." Rachel raised an eyebrow.
"Right." Ross agreed.
"Now that you're on you're own, you're free to look as stupid as you like." Rachel pointed out.
"You two like it right?" Ross asked Katrina and Ross.
"No..." Katrina trailed off.
"Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders." Monica interrupted him, as Ross started to leave when Katrina broke out laughing.

"Ross! Ross! I'm Kidding!" Monica exclaimed, shoving Katrina so she'd quiet down.
"Yeah, come here!" Rachel told him.
"What-what was it you were gonna tell us?" Monica asked him.
"Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?!" Rachel joked.
"Okay, good bye!" Ross finished leaving the trio exchanged glances before laughing once more.
~~
After finding Katrina Joey headed back to the apartment.
"With a chick-chick here, and a chick-chick there. Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick" Chandler sung as the two entered.
"Chickkeeen." he held out.
"Hey." Joey greeted.
"Hey." Chandler smiled at the two as Katrina walked over.
"How's she doing?" Joey asked.
"She?" Chandler questioned.
"Well yeah, don't-don't you think it's a she?" Joey spoke.
"I don't know." Chandler said picking up the chicken and turning it over to determine the sex as Katrina sat down next to him he blew on it. "I can't tell, what ever it was went back in too quickly."
"Stop that." Katrina warned him taking the chicken from his hands.
"Well, anyway, I got to go change, I'm ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks." Joey told him.
"Excuse me?" Chandler asked.
"What?" Joey wondered confused.
"I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!"

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