How To Fanfic

Tip #4.2

(Being assertive is all about how much you can take in)



Tip #4: Follow Netiquette (Part Two)

As we're diverging on the topic of Netiquette, it's important to note that the word Netiquette stands for "Networking In Questions of Tyranically Tiresome Ecriture" (these aren't words I made up, "ecriture" is actually French for Fanfics). If all ya want is not to be read on Wattpad, you gotta unfollow the three Ss of Success:

Spelling (making your writing as readable as an optical illusion)
Systematic (irregular publishing is the way to go)
Seriousness (bringing out the cringiest in yourself through your lack of self pity)

Another equally unimportant question is the matter of vocabulary. You should be keen on the art of making sure only one person will be able to relate to your writing. So make sure it relates to OZZYO:

Originality
Z Generational
Z Generational
You Only

On a last note, please forget all about your Communication Skills, you can be verbose and passionate as much as shy and lowkey, just try not to be assertive (Always Sure Seriously Just Look It Up). Be sure to do the most rambling inside your stories, forgetting all about Follower's Care.

Don't forget to vote!