Red vs Blue Season 11: Male Oc

Rvb S11 E6 "S.O.S"

Tucker: Ok, how about now?

Leo tries turning the radio on twice.

Leo: Nothing.

Tucker: Hold on.

Tucker heads back under the tower for a brief moment, before walking back out.

Tucker: Ok, try it again.

Leo tries turning the radio on once more.

Leo: Still nothing.

Tucker: Balls.

Wash walks over to the edge and looks down at the three, specifically Tucker.

Wash: Hey, what exactly are you doing down there?

Tucker: Oh, you know.... Calibrating.

Wash: ...Calibrating.

Tucker: Yeah.

Wash looks at Wade and Zeta.

Wash: ...He hasn't done anything, has he?

Wade shakes his head.

Wade: Nope.

Zeta: It's Tucker, what'd expect?

Tucker: Oh come on, I don't know what I'm doing or why you sent me down here. You could of sent Wade or Zeta instead! Are you specifically, trying to make me look like an idiot!?

Zeta: I think you handle that part all by yourself, Tucker.

Tucker: Thanks for reminding me. (Mutters) God, it's like talking to female version of Church.

Wade: They are related, you know.

Wade looks up at Wash.

Wade: Wash, why couldn't you of just send me or Zeta? We'd would of probably got done by now, ages ago.

Wash looks down for a moment.

Wash: (Mumbles) That would've made more sense.

Zeta: Hey Wash, we've got a situation.

Wash: What kind of-

Wash looks back up and see's the Red Team standing, behind the blues.

Wash: ...Oh.

Grif: Good to see you too.

Leo walks up besides Wash and see's what's going on.

Leo: What are you guys doing here?

Sarge: Figured it be a good idea to come over and lend a hand.

Wash: No, that's a terrible idea. Please don't touch anything.

Simmons: But we could provide tech support!

Sarge: Have you tried using any D batteries?

Leo: Power isn't our issue here, Sarge. These battery arrays are solar.

Sarge: Well, there's your problem. This baby needs to be converted to diesel on the pronto!

Wash: Solar is field-standard for communication systems.

Sarge: Well ooh-la-la, Private Hippy! Hey, I got an idea; why don't we just plant a garden in? Grow some organic sun-dried tomatoes, and open a farmer's market. Then on the first Saturday of the month, when the UNSC ships show up to buy some fresh sustainable produce, we just hop on board and ride back on the power of love!