Dark: -runs after Pit- Give me back my bow, you idiot!
Pit: -turns around smiling- I'm not gonna give it up that easily especially after you just called me an idiot
Dark: -leaps, tackles Pit and takes his bow back- hmph
Pit: Jeez you could've said it nicer and I would've gave it back! You're mean!
Dark: Well you're a moron!
Pit: Well, it takes a moron to recognize a moron, you freaking moron!
Dark: Stop you loud, obnoxious pig!
Pit: Why should I?!
Dark: You're really triggering me! Don't pull the trigger
Pit: Well you're making me pretty mad too!
Dark: -growls and clenches his fists-
Pit: Ooo! Someone has got anger issues! Wonder who that could be!
Dark: -tackles Pit-
Pit: -get off me you rapid mean fat beast!
Dark: -pulls Pit's hair- don't call me that!
-The angels continue to wrestle and insult each other for a while-
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