Incorrect Quotes 1

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I'm sorry i've been gone for months! I did another account, but i forgot the password. But luckily, one of my friends remembered the password to this account. As an apology, here are some incorrect quotes

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Coach: *Parks in front of a Restaurant* Shaw, could you go ahead and get us a table?

Shaw: No problem. 

Shaw: *Runs out of the restaurant carrying a table* COACH!! START DRIVING!

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Rasta: El Matador, that toy is for ages 5 and up

El Matador: Yeah? I'm part of the "up".

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*At a slumber Party*

Cool Joe: Would you rather kill Skarra or...

Shakes: yes, kill him.

Cool Joe: I didn't even say the other option.

Shakes: I don't need to hear it.

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Klaus: Shakes Wake Up!

Shakes: What?

Klaus: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their Stmach?

Shakes: Klaus, What the fuck?!

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I promise that i'll continue this book tommorow. 

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 01, 2019 ⏰

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