Klaus: ben you have to hide me from deigo cause i sold his knives for some weed
Ben: why do i have to do it!?
Klaus: cause youre my best fucking friend bitch thats your job. the day that we sign up and say that we best friends it means that my bullshit is your bullshit and your bullshit is my bullshit.
Ben: klaus that's not how that works
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