not gonna include the sex cause SOME OF Y'ALL NEED TO STOP SEXUALIZING CHILDREN.
-Gentle bean 100%
-He only smiles around you
-ALWAYS POKING HIS DIMPLESSSSSS
-he says he hates it but he secretly loves it
-He loves to slow dance with you
-CHEEK KISSES ALWAYS
-He love love LOVES to be held
-Can never get enough of your hugs
-Playing with his hair as you cuddle is a thing
-Sarcasm
-Attempts to be patience with your lack of knowledge (key word ATTEMPTS.)
-You shock him by how smart you are
-then he immediately apologizes
-Soft. So soft
-Also a needy little boy
-"can you make me coffee"
-"no"
-"but its better when you make it!"
-Gets you whatever you need
-hug? you got it
-cold? ready with 5 blankets
-kiss? always
-hungry? will make you whatever you want
-Plays with your hair
-You being the only one who's seen him cry
-Kills anyone who makes you cry.
-literally
-"five you cant just kill people!"
-"too late"
-Always pulls the im older card
-"five you cant just eat all the marshmellows! you'll get sick!"
-"im very old i think im entitled"
-calls you darling, doll, love
-Always protective
-Sweet little boi 🥰
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The Umbrella Academy Crack and Stuff
FanficI do not own the characters. All rights to go Netflix and Gerard way. Sit back, relax, and enjoy some crack and stuff. MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.