-Klaus is an attention whore, lets be real
-CUDDLES FOR DAAAAYSSSSSS
-Surprisingly a good cook!?!?
-Tries to be sober for you (key word TRIES)
-Spontaneous dates (he tries not to do the same thing over and over again)
-Randomly kisses you
-Like you'll be showering and he'll be outside the door whining for his morning kiss
-Big ol'baby
-"y/nnnnnnnnnnn im hungrryyyyyyyy"
-"y/nnnnnnnnnnn gimme a kissssssssss"
-The sex is bomb af
-Either he's super gentle or he's super rough
-Aftercare after rough sex is his top priority
-ALL THE HICKEEEEEEEYS
-You want a massage? You got it.
-Hungry after? He'll make you the best sandwhich ever
-Want cuddles? He will hold you forever
-He lets you paint his nails and do his makeup
-Slow kisses full of passion are his favorite
-Emotional bean
-Randomly cries
-He cries about E V E R Y T H I N G
-"klaus why're you crying?"
-"THE OLD LADY GOT SCAMMED BY HER MECHANIC Y/N!"
-Weird ass nicknames like 'cutecumber' and 'peachy buns' the one he uses the most is 'bumpkin'
-Loves to grab your butt
-Big on PDA
-ALWAYS TOUCHING YOU OML
-Great listener
-Always making you laugh
-Holding you when you cry
-Deep talks
-Always super super sweet
-He's just a protective bean 😋
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The Umbrella Academy Crack and Stuff
FanfictionI do not own the characters. All rights to go Netflix and Gerard way. Sit back, relax, and enjoy some crack and stuff. MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
