King George: I COULD HAVE YOU BEHEADED RIGHT NOW! YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT?!
Sam: Really. "Beheaded." And how would you go about doing that, exactly?
King George: Because I found my beheading stick! *pulls out a toy magic wand*
Keira: That's your beheading stick?
King George: Well, it's not my original one, but it's sparkly and should do just as nicely. *waves stick in the air* OFF WITH HER HEAD!
(Beat)
Sam: So... what's supposed to happen now?
King George: You're supposed to be beheaded! *looks around expectantly* Make with the beheading!
Hamilton: *rolls eyes* Nobody's gonna listen to you, y'know.
Laff: Oui! These girls seem nice. I won't let them get their heads chopped off!
Sam: *squeak*
[QUINN REENTERS]
Quinn: I'm back! Here's your tea, King George.
King George: Ooh, at last! *takes sip* *chokes and spits it out* Ugh!
Quinn: No good, huh?
King George: No, it must be. I love cheese and tea. It must be good. *takes another sip* *spits it out again* *takes another sip*
Quinn: *chuckles* This might go on for a while, so let's just move onto the next question. This one's a two parter, and it's from Myassistoolazytostop. The first part is for Thomas.
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Jefferson: Oh, that's a fantastic idea!
Hamilton: HEY! You can't do that!
Jefferson: You can't tell me what to do! I swear, this is why you need a hatred club! Myassistoolazytostop, you and I can co-presidents, James will be the secretary, and Burr can be... the... mascot?
Burr: *silent irritation*
Madison: That's a face that'll look great on our hats and buttons.
