What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction

Chapter 1: OMG! I'm A dEmIgOdDeSs cHiLd Of ZeUs AnD ApHrOdItE

We totally always went with the natural look and we were total nerds. We, like, watched Pokémon IT MADE US TOTAL NERDS.

"Hey Kyllie!" I greet back.

We then head to our English class and our English teacher walks in. she then starts talking about random English stuff and writing sentences on the board. I couldn't read anything she was writing because I has Dyslexia.

Suddenly, a note was dropped on my desk and I looked up at Kylie, who motioned for me to open it. I read it with my beautiful orbs:

Massy is so mean! I mean she just beat me up this morning for no reason at all! Urgh, such a bully DX She's totally some sort of evil monster behind that pretty ugly school-girl face. Gods, she even said I was ugly!1!!1

Totally, I write back.

"Miss Starflower, I need to speak with you," my English teacher randomly said and I followed her out of the classroom.

Then she turned into a freaking bat!!!111!1

I stood there and screamed.

Suddenly a boy appeared with black hair and sea-green orbs who carried a *gasp* SWORD!

He slashed at the giant bat with his sword and the bat/English teacher turned into dust.

"Hi I'm Percy Jackson," the boy with the sea-green orbs smiles at me and I'm mesmerized by his orbs staring into my violet orbs. We just stare at eachother like that and I cant help but notice he's soooo cute!!!11!

"Hi I'm Amelia Mary Rose Liliana Starflower, but just call me Lia" I introduce myself.

Then I remember the bat and I cry out, "What was that thing?!1?!"

Percy answers, "It was a fury. It goes after all of the demigods because the other more creative monsters are non-existent."

I nodded.

"I don't know how to say this but---but ... You're a demigod. And we need to get you to Camp Half-blood"

"okay," I nodded and followed him out of the school.

Suddenly, a Minotaur appeared out of nowhere and began chasing us."run!," Percy screamed and we ran up the hill in the woods that appeared out of thin air.

Suddenly, I saw a pine tree amongst thousands of other trees (which I couldn't possibly single out, but ya know, I'm special) in the woods and sprinted towards it. When I turned around Percy was fiercely fighting off the monster.

He's so brave!!11!!

Percy then passed out and the monster raced towards me. I pulled out a celestial bronze dagger and killed it.

"OMG!," Percy screamed and hugged me. "YOU'R AMAZING!"

I smiled and we continued to look in eachother's orbs until a random blonde bitch showed up and started glaring at me. She then started kissing Percy who wasn't even enjoying it.

SHE'S SUCH A JELOUSE FLOP!!1!11! DX

Then I felt tired and I blacked out

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I woke up and a man was sitting beside my bed. When I looked down he had HORSE LEGS!

"hello I'm Chiron."

"YOU'R HALF HORSE!11!" I gasped.

He chuckeld and then he led me outside and showed me around Camp Halfblood. It was AMAZING!!!1!

Then we went to the dining pavilion and everyone was staring at me. I looked up and a symbol of a dove with a lightning bolt in its beak was floating above my head.