Canyon Wall
Sheila's turret is pointed at Grif, then it turns to Simmons, then to Scout, and repeat.
Grif: Why is it just sitting there?
Simmons: Just trying to mess with our heads.
Scout: That's not how tanks work...the driver just probably doesn't know how to shoot.
Simmons: Don't be ridiculous Scout. Let's get back to the Warthog.
Scout: Not a good idea.
Cut to Sheila's HUD.
Sheila: This tank is equipped with an auto-fire sequence that can be activated by pressing the auto-fire button.
Caboose: Auto-fire, auto-fire, here, here! No, wait... okay, that's more a switch than a button...
Sheila: (in the background) This will end the tutorial, and should only be activated if proper safety procedures-
Cut to Simmons, Scout and Grif.
Simmons: Okay, you ready? Let's do this on three. One...
Grif: Wait. On three? Or three and then go?
Scout: This is not gonna end well.
Simmons: Shut up. And Grif, on three. It's always faster to go on three.
Grif: Okay, okay. On three.
Cut to Sheila's HUD.
Caboose: Here! (click)
Sheila: Tutorial deactivated. Auto-fire sequence activated.
Cut to Simmons.
Simmons: Ready?
Scout: No.
Cut to Sheila's HUD.
Sheila: Acquiring target.
Cut to Church and Tucker.
Church: I'm going for the jeep. Cover me.
Cut to Simmons, Scout, and Grif. Grif is backing away.
Simmons: One...
Grif turns around and starts running away. The view cuts to Sheila's HUD, her crosshair following Grif.
Sheila: Target acquired.
Scout: (worried) Who's the target?
Cut to Grif running.
Grif: (panting heavily) Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit...
Cut to Simmons and Scout.
Simmons: Two...
Scout turns around and watches Grif run away.
Scout: (mutters) Mother fucker.
Cut to Sheila's HUD locking onto Grif.
Sheila: Target locked.
Scout: (still looking at Grif) You are the most likely target.
Cut to Church running toward the Warthog. He's panting loudly.
Cut to Simmons and Scout.
Simmons: Three! (turns around and sees Grif running away) Oh, you back-stabbing cock bite!
Scout: We should have seen this coming.
