Wither's Sarcastic Comebacks

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Person: jeeze...do you realize no one cares?

Wither: yes...I've been told that not even exaggerating a billion times, but have you considered that "I" don't care :3

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Person: your a f***ing weakling

Wither: gee sherlock I never knew a flower can be so weak...I thought they could destroy multiverse's or something...=^=

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Person: Your just doing that for attention-

Wither: This is the first ever time your hearing me say things like this and you dont give a f*** yet you gracefully listen to someone say again and again that they are powerful and give their "tragic" backstory without falling asleep

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Person: KILL YOURSELF-

Wither: I would but I would have to see your face again when I come back to life

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Person: you dont know the meaning of "love"

Wither: yes I dont, cause no one has given me a reason to learn that meaning in my life. Love sorta died on me.

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Person: pfft, you failure-

Wither: hey...give me credit for actually trying you coward

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Person: Your mum gay-

Wither: I think she rather be gay then marrried to my dad so-

Person: *facepalms* you idiot- =_=

Wither: no u

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Person: I don't know why I hang out with you your so useless to this team

wither: Idk either, your dumb mistake? Yes, thats probably the reason

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Person: CAN YOU ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING?

Wither: If I did, you wouldn't appreciate it and use me the other times so you wouldn't die-...but whatever I'm not as heartless as you-

Person: says the soulless flower-

Wither: Yet I have more of a soul than someone who actually has one

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