Adrien Agreste/Cat Noir x Reader One Shots

It's Not Like I Like You: Cat Noir x Tsundere! Reader

It's true. I have to hide my crush on you because I'm scared of you rejecting me. You've flirted with others. Ladybug and Marinette. How am I different? Deep down though, I hope we could be a thing.

Cat Noir: I do.

Me: And I wonder what you would think, if I let my pride down.
Let it sink.
Could we hold hands, kiss? Live our lives in gentle bliss?

That would be amazing.

Cat Noir: We could!

Me: Ah! I'm not talking about you! You're not my prince in this.

He shouldn't assume like that.

I'm not a dere. A tsun, tsun dere.
I have a jello heart. I'm not that mean.
I'm not blushing! I was just rushing, and forgot the sunscreen!

Like, seriously. He always rushes to conclusions.

Cat Noir: Ahahaha! You're smile is really cute though.

Nooo. Not more flirting.

Me: You'll never see it from my underneath my pigtails.

I hid my mouth under my hair.

Cat Noir: *sigh* Alright. I just wanted to let you know.

He started to walk away. Wait, what? No! He can't just leave me like that.

Me: Uh-um... H-Hey...

Cat Noir: Yeah? Are you okay?

He got really close. Oh no. I'm blushing more.

Me: Eh, y-yeah... um... well... Ehee.

Hey, hey, are you free free today?

Cat Noir: Oh ho ho. Why do you want to know?

Can he just shut up, for one second?

Me: Ah! It's not like I like you! Okay...?

You'll never know. I won't let you know.

Cat Noir: Alright, cool, where do you want to go?

We could rent a boat and sail, find a bunny, and feed it some
juicy kale.

Me: No, that's sounds really stupid.

That was the worst date idea ever.

Cat Noir: Okay, well, how about a...
Classy dinner by candlelight? Or scary stories till midnight?
So then I could hold you tight.

Me: And get cheeto crumbs on me?! No way!

I hate cheetos.

Cat Noir: Ba da ba da ba!

Me: O-kay, I think you're a little dense. I really do not like all of
this talk you have in the present tense. Ba ba da ba da!
So listen here, buddy. It's all just a big fantasy you see inside
of your head. No! So just say goodbye.

Cat Noir: Eh- whatever.

Me: Ba ba da ba da!

Me: I'm not a dere. ( A tsun, tsun dere.)

Cat Noir: My girl's a dere. ( A tsun, tsun dere.)

Me: Hey! I can kick your butt even in this dress!

I proceeded to kicking him.

Cat Noir: Uh! I digress! So let's just go to the park...

Me: You wouldn't even know what to bring!

Cat Noir: Oh, come on, will you please just say yes?

He looks so desperate. Fine.

Me: Eh, geez! Fine, baka tako! It' s not like I'll enjoy it or anything!
Hee-hehe

I called him stupid octopus again. What is wrong with me?

"Yes. You'll love it. It'll be the best date ever!" I rolled my eyes at him.

"Who said this was a date?"

"I did, Purrincess." He can be sooo stupid, most of the time.

Bonus

We were sitting on a picnic blanket in the park, and I have to admit, I was enjoying myself. I'm not going to give him, the pleasure of satisfaction though.

"I know you're probably not going to like this, but it's the only chance I'll get." That was mysterious. What did he mean by that? My question was answered when he cupped my face, slowly leaned in, and gently pressed his lips on mine. It felt.......nice. I never thought we would actually kiss. He pulled back slowly, with a smirk on his face. I want to slap him.

"I just made your dreams come true, Purrincess." Oh no he did not.

"I I I I I uhhhh you you." Omg. I can't speak. I'm in shock. He laughed.

"I broke y/n. Don't worry. Another kiss will make it all better." After he said that, I was able to find my voice.

"Stupid cat!"

A/n: hope you enjoyed. I am not running out of ideas. I have about 4 unfinished drafts. I have good ideas, but I feel when I write them, they aren't good. I might finish them and post them. I don't expect anyone to vote on them. Anyways if you request it gives me something to prioritize, so more requests,more updates.

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