Cats on a Keyboard

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My wife's cats have an annoying habit of walking, jumping, and sleeping on my keyboard. I have made it abundantly clear to them that I do not appreciate it. Yet they still do it. Years ago I started to keep a record of what the cats had accidentally written. Sometimes it was short like l;p (Obviously that one was caused by a paw hitting those three keys that border each other.) Other times I'd find "u" written 900 times in a row. (That indicated the cat had sat his fat butt on my keyboard, oblivious to the fact he was erasing a whole page from the pandemic thriller I'd been working on all day.) Anyway, here it is. The complete collection of what my wife's cats have written while on my keyboard. 

P.S. - If you send me questions, I'll create a F.A.Q. page and add it to this book.


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