SO PUNNY

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Italics - Billie Jean
Bold - Theo

B...

I'm sorry. I know
what I did was wrong,
but I was just so mad at
him for what he did to you.
I don't want you to be mad at
me or ignore me. It fucking
sucks.

It sucks not being able to talk to
you throughout the day
and it sucks even more knowing
you are just leaving me on
read. I guess I deserve
your pettiness.

I miss talking to you.

What do you call a hippie's
wife??

Mississippi

Lmaooooo I'll tell you dad
jokes until you reply.

I don't often tell dad jokes, but
when I do he laughs.

What do call a row of people
lifting mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.

Accordion to a recent survey,
inserting musical instruments
into sentences largely goes unnoticed.
Delivered at 8:48 PM

FUCK THEO.
let me be petty and mad please,but that last
one got me lmao. I had to do a double look.
That was a good one.

I missed talking to you too.
Thanks for standing up for me,
but please just listen to me.
Delivered at 8:54 PM

I'm so punny.
Delivered at 8:56 PM

I hate you lol.
Delivered at 9:01 PM

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