Chapter 71: dickphobia pt. 2

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100% of this came from our crack shack gc <3
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(@lewis added @niall to the chat)

@lewis: niall

@niall: oh

@niall: hi

@lewis: sup slut

@niall: sup whore

@lewis: i just sneezed

@lewis: say bless u

@niall:

@lewis: wow

@niall: .... yall hear somethin ?

@lewis: i came for a good time and honestly im feeling so attacked

@Harry_Styles: i was trying to take a cute mirror pic and yall weren't LETTING ME

@Harry_Styles: anyways hi

@niall: get a load of this guy

@lewis: greetings harry

@lewis: we missed u too

@niall: i am the backbone of this groupchat

@lewis:

@Harry_Styles hahahaha

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@Harry_Styles hahahaha

@Harry_Styles: no

@niall: says the one that answers every 4 months

@niall: but ok crackhead

@Harry_Styles: i have more important things to do

@Harry_Styles: people to see

@Harry_Styles: things to complain about

@niall: mirror selfies to take

@niall: narcissist

@Harry_Styles: yes.

@niall: i have things to do as well

@lewis: asses to eat

@lewis: dicks to run away from

@niall: listen

@Harry_Styles: niall is afraid of dicks

@lewis: dickphobia

@niall: that was one time but ok

@niall: omg i sound like harry

@niall: IT WAS ONCE

@Harry_Styles: thats what i say

@lewis: IT WAS ONE TIME

@Harry_Styles: IT DOESNT COUNT

@lewis: ur a crackhead

@niall: ok harry

@Harry_Styles: fuck you

@lewis: niall has dickphobia

@niall: I OVERCAME MY DICKPHOBIA OK

@lewis: hm are u sure

@lewis: i would say proof but thats gross

@niall: yes do u wanna ask the guy that owns the dick

@Harry_Styles: whens the last time you sucked a dick

@niall: 3 months ago 💪🏼😔

@lewis: 3 MONTHD AGO?

@niall: anyways

@lewis: what a loser

@niall: im sorry i dont have dick appointments every WEEK LOUIS

@Harry_Styles: tehe

@niall: oop i just received a nudie

@lewis: is it big

@niall: its ok

@niall: it was an unwanted dick pic

@niall: bold of him to assume ill send one back

@lewis: spare coochie ma'am 🥺🤲🏼

@niall: i smoked crack today

@niall: that's what i feel like

@lewis: niall-

@niall: i didn't actually i'm not a crackhead

@Harry_Styles: oh and i'm the crackhead

@zayn: yes

@niall: "it was ONE TIME"

@Harry_Styles: IT WAS ONCE

@niall: ur a crackhead

@lewis: thank you niall, very cool!

@niall: annoying asses

@niall: this was a mistake

@niall: i regret everything

@Harry_Styles: shut up u love us

@niall: .....

@niall: sigh

@niall: <3

@lewis: crackhead

@lewis: <3

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hello lol

all my fans are now called crackheads <3 loads of love, of course

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