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100% of this came from our crack shack gc <3
-(@lewis added @niall to the chat)
@lewis: niall
@niall: oh
@niall: hi
@lewis: sup slut
@niall: sup whore
@lewis: i just sneezed
@lewis: say bless u
@niall:
@lewis: wow
@niall: .... yall hear somethin ?
@lewis: i came for a good time and honestly im feeling so attacked
@Harry_Styles: i was trying to take a cute mirror pic and yall weren't LETTING ME
@Harry_Styles: anyways hi
@niall: get a load of this guy
@lewis: greetings harry
@lewis: we missed u too
@niall: i am the backbone of this groupchat
@lewis:
@Harry_Styles hahahaha
@Harry_Styles: no
@niall: says the one that answers every 4 months
@niall: but ok crackhead
@Harry_Styles: i have more important things to do
@Harry_Styles: people to see
@Harry_Styles: things to complain about
@niall: mirror selfies to take
@niall: narcissist
@Harry_Styles: yes.
@niall: i have things to do as well
@lewis: asses to eat
@lewis: dicks to run away from
@niall: listen
@Harry_Styles: niall is afraid of dicks
@lewis: dickphobia
@niall: that was one time but ok
@niall: omg i sound like harry
@niall: IT WAS ONCE
@Harry_Styles: thats what i say
@lewis: IT WAS ONE TIME
@Harry_Styles: IT DOESNT COUNT
@lewis: ur a crackhead
@niall: ok harry
@Harry_Styles: fuck you
@lewis: niall has dickphobia
@niall: I OVERCAME MY DICKPHOBIA OK
@lewis: hm are u sure
@lewis: i would say proof but thats gross
@niall: yes do u wanna ask the guy that owns the dick
@Harry_Styles: whens the last time you sucked a dick
@niall: 3 months ago 💪🏼😔
@lewis: 3 MONTHD AGO?
@niall: anyways
@lewis: what a loser
@niall: im sorry i dont have dick appointments every WEEK LOUIS
@Harry_Styles: tehe
@niall: oop i just received a nudie
@lewis: is it big
@niall: its ok
@niall: it was an unwanted dick pic
@niall: bold of him to assume ill send one back
@lewis: spare coochie ma'am 🥺🤲🏼
@niall: i smoked crack today
@niall: that's what i feel like
@lewis: niall-
@niall: i didn't actually i'm not a crackhead
@Harry_Styles: oh and i'm the crackhead
@zayn: yes
@niall: "it was ONE TIME"
@Harry_Styles: IT WAS ONCE
@niall: ur a crackhead
@lewis: thank you niall, very cool!
@niall: annoying asses
@niall: this was a mistake
@niall: i regret everything
@Harry_Styles: shut up u love us
@niall: .....
@niall: sigh
@niall: <3
@lewis: crackhead
@lewis: <3
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hello lol
all my fans are now called crackheads <3 loads of love, of course
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BINABASA MO ANG
Butt fuck it? // l.s
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