@lewis: I had to redo second grade bc there was this fucker nick that used to steal my erasers during work time so I took our class pet hermit crab and put it down his shirt when he was playing with blocks . that bitch had a sore nipple for weeks
@zayn: can I finish now
@lewis: oh zayn . sorry forgot you were here
@zayn: that reminds me
@zayn: hey niall, remember what happened in November last year ?
@niall: uh
@niall: thanksgiving ?
@zayn: of course you don't remember . you couldn't even remember harrys birthday
@Harry_Styles: that's true , I can confirm
@niall: ok get to the point
~flashback~
@zayn: hey guys I know I fucked up but I wanna rejoin if that's ok (:
@Harry_Styles: *read at 3:34pm*
@LiamPayne: *read at 3:38pm*
@NiallOfficial: wtf you left ??
~end of flashback~
@niall: oh yeaH
@niall: sorry I just have really bad memory loss
@zayn: were you dropped on your head a lot as a child
@niall: I used to fall off the rock wall at recess on purpose bc the teacher felt bad and gave me snacks
@Harry_Styles: I used to eat glue
@lewis: i thought the class fish were drowning in kindergarten so i took them all out and put them on the table so they could breathe again
@lewis: fun fact
@lewis: i killed them
@Harry_Styles: well this took a turn
@LiamPayne:
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@niall:
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@lewis: ur four years too late with that meme
@lewis: put it away
@niall: I'll put you away
@niall: woAh
@niall: nOt wHat I mEanT
@Harry_Styles: that's my fookin job ya fookin loosah
@lewis: hey hey harold
@lewis: you should come over this weekend (; my mum is going on a three day shopping trip with our neighbor
@niall: you two act like horny high schoolers
@lewis: shut ur halfway pie hole
@Harry_Styles:
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@Harry_Styles: it's time to stop
@lewis: so what do ya say harold
@lewis: this weekend (;
@niall: make sure to leave room for Jesus
@lewis: you know what niall
@lewis: if ur just going to harass me then I suggest u leave
@niall: thanks for the advice but no
@Harry_Styles: louis, if you behave I'll think about coming over
@lewis: ((:
@lewis: i deeply apologize for any harm I've caused u niall
@niall: do you smell that
@niall: smells like bullshit
@lewis: ok u know what
@lewis: I tried being nice but ur gonna be a little cunt again
@Harry_Styles: niall cmon
@niall: he cannot he trusted harry
@lewis: i literally haven't done anything to u
@niall: wrong
@lewis: what did I do
@niall: you stole my best friend from me
@Harry_Styles: niall I'm still your best friend ):
@niall: not like we used to be . but thats ok bc I have michael now
@Harry_Styles: who's michael
@niall: someone cooler than you
@lewis: doubt it
@Harry_Styles: fine be that way. I'll mail my friendship bracelet to your house
@zayn: am I witnessing a divorce
@Harry_Styles: yes
@niall: harry pls
@Harry_Styles: don't "harry pls" me . you brought this upon yourself
@niall: at least michael likes golf
@Harry_Styles: at least louis likes dick
@lewis: HARRY
@niall: wha
@LiamPayne: this is getting out of hand
@lewis: dad help
@Harry_Styles: I'll be there Saturday morning lou ((:
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