Jughead: Jellybean is still convinced of having the 'suite life on deck' which I assume means she wants to live on a boat. And she still keep saying sweet wrong.
Veronica: the suite life?
Jughead: sweet* and yes
Veronica: the suite life was a show in New York. It was called The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Jughead: *gulps*
Kevin: yeahhh!!!! You know jug he would look a lot like you at our age.
Jughead: aha..ha... no he wouldn't...
Betty: guys I have tea to spill which can help ur suspicions
Jughead: Betty NO!
Kevin and Veronica: Betty YES!
Betty: Jug used to do child acting
Kevin: so?
Veronica: Kevin! He did CHILD ACTING. He looks like the ACTORS.
Kevin: but the actor is called Cole Sprouse
Betty: Jug used a stage name too
Kevin: OMG
Veronica: IM BEST FRIENDS WITH THE BOYFRIEND OF ZACK OR CODY FROM THE SUITE LIFE!!
Cheryl: Cody. Definitely Cody.
Jughead: how on Earth did you— ???
Toni: so she was right! We were all right!!
Reggie: OMG Jughead Jones was a child actor and girls love him??? This is horrible for my reputation
Betty: Im dating a famous actor!!!
Jughead: I wouldn't say famous...
Archie: dude. Your famous.
Jughead: well I have an interview scheduled soon if you guys wanna—
Cheryl: CAMERAS? FOCUSED ON ME? ILL BE THERE
Jughead: um Cheryl
Cheryl: DONT SAY I CANT COME IM UR GIRLFRIENDS COUSIN!
Betty: yeah she is babe and I'm coming too
Jughead: okay fine
Veronica: bitch please I don't need approval I'm there 5 o'clock and Reggie will come too
Archie: but Ronnie Im ur boyfriend
Veronica: what no ur not Reggie is and has been for a year we've never even been in a date
Josie: idk why I'm here but 1) OOOOOH ROASTED and 2) can I come it will be good for my career
Jug: everyone but Archie can come bc arch will day done dumb shit
Archie: aw okay
FP: usually I wouldn't let ya swear but this is alright
