Toni: oh my god babe those were the most delicious cupcakes ever
Cheryl: aw ur welcome babe glad you liked them
Jughead: AWHHHHHHH
Kevin: IKR DUDE YOUR GAY SHIPPER IS SHOWING
Cheryl: HOW DID YOU BIMBOS GET ONTO THIS CHAT ITS JUST ME AND TONI
Archie: this is the group chat guys
Toni: ah flip. Oops
Veronica: everyone hates me
Betty: yeah sure honey CHONIIIIII MY CUZ HAS A 'BABE'
Kevin: okay so is CHONI the official ship name?
Betty: ohhh ya
Kevin added Betty and Jughead to the chat
Kevin names the chat "Cupcakes!!! 🧁🧁🧁"
Jughead: why cupcakes
Betty: DONT YOU REMEMBER
Betty: THE WHOLE CHONI CONVO WAS CAUSED BY CUPCAKES DUDE.
Jughead: ohhhhh yeeaaahhhhhh
Kevin: okay my dad says I gtg find a date bc he doesn't want his son to have a reputation as the single gay kid
Jughead: lol okay bye
Betty: bye! Also sos jug but I gtg see Juniper and Dagwood
Jughead: uh okay. Jellybean has chosen names for the kids
Betty: bit soon right
Jughead: bets she is pregnant I told u that right
Betty: NOPE! THIS IS GREAT! WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES!?
Jughead: we found out the other day they are twin boys and since the father died (polly vibe lol) so she named them alone as Zack and Cody. She wants to live 'the suite life' but A) I told her the spelling was wrong if she meant sweet life and B) there is no way she could do that with our money
Betty: I love when you write paragraphs
Jughead: okay well bye
Betty: oh yeah! Bye!!!