Not My Problem (Yoonmin)

Chapter three

He jumped onto Jimin's bed and let go of the pillow. Yoongi curled back into a ball and fell asleep.

Jimin got home three hours later and opened the door, expecting to see his cat but he didn't. He put the bags of shopping in the kitchen and held Yoongi's new collar in his hand.

He called out for his furry friend. "Yoongi!" He shouted. From the bedroom, Yoongi's ears pricked. 'Jimin's home! Jimin's home! Jimin's home! What do I do?! I'm too happy, I can't see him or I'll explode! But he'll come looking for me. Of course he will, he said he loves me! Oh shit!' Yoongi felt his bones start to stretch, he had made himself over-happy.

"Yoongles! Where are you sweetie, I have your collar." 'Crap, he's coming upstairs! Change back! Please change back! I know! If I can't see him, he won't see me!'

"Y-Yoongi?!" Jimin was shocked. He had walked into his bedroom expecting to see his small, fluffy, adorable cat but instead, he saw a naked man with his butt stuck in the air and attached was a large, fluffy tail. The man had his head shoved under Jimin's pillows and it sounded like he was...meowing?

'He can't see me! I'm hidden! I can't see him so I'm safe!' Jimin stepped forwards cautiously and took the pillows away from the man's head revealing a big pair of fluffy ears. 'Argh!!!! He found me!' Yoongi hissed at the fact of being discovered. He tried something else.

"Jimin!!!" He said and lunged at the confused human who was stood in the doorway.

"Yoongi?" Jimin bent backwards a little in order to take in the appearance of his now less-furry, naked feline companion.

"Jimin! Heyyy!!!" Yoongi said sweetly, his tail wagging quickly.

"You're a h-hy-" Jimin stuttered.

"Hybrid, yup! Don't hate me for it, it isn't my fault!!" He suddenly dropped to the floor looking up at Jimin and begged with his eyes.

"I'm sorry I didn't tell you! My last owner hated me for it. I got so scared of him but you make me feel happy!" 'Ahh,' thought Jimin, 'so that is what went on at that old fart's house!' Jimin laughed and Yoongi looked at him confused. He tilted his head to the side letting one of his ears twitch.

"Don't be sorry! This is amazing! We can now talk to each other and have conversations! But..." Yoongi squinted his eyes to concentrate on what he was going to say next. "You need clothes so let me find some for you." Yoongi looked down and realised he was completely butt-naked and blushed. 'Shit.'

"Jimin, as much as I would love to talk and everything. Wouldn't it be easier if I just tried to stay a cat?" Yoongi wondered.

"Absolutely not! Be a human with ears and a tail or a cat. I don't care, either is cute!" Jimin clapped his hands together in excitement.

"Please don't call me that. You already told me you loved me." Yoongi sighed while rolling his eyes.

"I do, when you're a cat, but saying it to you while you're a man feels funny! Also, why did your heart beat quickly earlier when I-"

"Have you got the clothes yet?" Yoongi tried to hurry Jimin up as he was desperate to move on to a different subject.

"Yeah, here they are but you'll need a hole in the boxers and jeans for your tail." Yoongi shook his tail and swung it to the side to look at it. Jimin picked up some scissors and started to cut a hole through the fabric.

"Ahh, yes, my tail. I don't want it getting hurt." His ears drooped then picked up again from curiosity.

"Are you not disturbed that you can see my dick?"

"Yoongi! Don't ask a question like that so carelessly!" Jimin exclaimed.

"Sorry, but aren't you?" Yoongi continued.

"I am now you've drawn attention to it. All the more reason for you to get dressed. Here you go!" Jimin said as he shoved the clothes at his cat who took them and walked off into the en suite.

Yoongi came back out with a black and red striped t-shirt and blue ripped jeans with a hole in the back for his tail. Yoongi waved it as an experiment. He growled and turned to Jimin.

"Could you make the hole bigger please, it hurts." Jimin nodded and stepped forward with the scissors.

"Don't cut my tail or butt. If you do, I will kill you."

"Ungrateful little shit!" Jimin said under his breath as he started making the hole bigger, ignoring the fact that Yoongi's butt was right in front of his face.

"I heard that!" Yoongi said as he batted Jimin in the head with his hand, hissing as he did so. "I might have a more human appearance but I'm a hybrid meaning I can hear you like any average cat!"

"You act the same whether more human or full cat. Always hissing or growling at me, clawing me, being ungrateful!" Jimin chuckled.

"You seem to forget I am the same person despite my appearance." Yoongi reminded him. His tone changed. "Can you stroke me?" He asked. Jimin was taken aback.

"But you're so grumpy! Are you sure you won't attack me?!" He put his hand to his chest to exaggerate his act.

Yoongi got onto the bed and layed down face first. Jimin laughed at his childish cat and sat down next to him. "You're strange but I love it!" He said and started stroking Yoongi's back.