The blacksmith (male reader x highschool dxd)

Excalibur

Y/n:so what are we going to do with them?

I say to Rias while me and the orc were looking at the exorcists I tied up in the middle of the living room

Rias:why don't we wake them up since I want to know why two exorcists from the church would suddenly attack you in broad daylight

Y/n:alright then, Isaiah you know what to do

(For those who forgot Kiba's name is now Isaiah)

Not saying anything I saw my student get out a black and white sword made of water then swing it making a small wave of water crash against the exorcists waking them up, once they were up they looked around only to stop when there eyes landed on me

Xenova:you! What did you do to us you embodiment of sins!

Y/n:besides knocking you out absolutely nothing

Irina:your lying! You have to had done something to us now tell us!

Y/n:like I said before I did absolutely nothing

Rias:Anyway sorry to interrupt but I need to know why did you attack y/n in the middle of the day?

Xenova:why shouldn't we?

Rias:huh?

Irina:do you know what that man has done to the holy church over the many centuries?!

Isaiah:let me guess he turned people into swords?

Xenova:that's just one of them

When she said that everyone stood where there were silent for the orc it's because they were most likely curious about what I've done to the Christian church while I was wondering what The hell did I do to make there exorcists attack me on sight since I'm pretty sure I didn't do anything THAT bad

Xenova:for starters he murdered every exorcist that were hunting a vampire that we have been searching for years-

Y/n:that was because they were in my way and I REALLY wanted to get my hands on a Sword made from Dracula but they wouldn't let me get to him without a fight

Xenova:destroyed multiple churches in a single day-

Y/n:what do you expect when I'm fighting a 1000 headed hydra? That nothing was going to be destroyed at all during our fight?

Xenova:stole the nails that pierced Jesus Christ from the churches 'don't fuck with this' armory

Y/n:in my defense I thought you wouldn't care if I took them since there just nails you can literally buy from anywhere

Irina:they were one of the most powerful things the church had to offer before you took them!

(You know with every word I put into this chapter The more I feel like this version of you would fit better in hellsing ultimate not akame ga kill)

Irina:also to add to the list you shot one of the churches popes in the head-

Y/n:he was trying to take one of the swords I liked to add to my collection and at the time I didn't want to stain one of my swords in Pope blood so I grabbed a random dead exorcists gun and shot him

Irina:brutally murdered millions of the churches exorcists-

Y/n:they literally walked up to me One day and ordered me to give them my swords cause they thought they deserved them more them me so I did what they said... by stabbing each one of them 10000000 times with a different sword so if anything THEY asked for it

Irina:And stole the first ever Cross that god gave us, turned it into a sword and proceeded to kill every pope and exorcist that was in the church at the time