you text him when you're drunk

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Jackg:

you: BABY WHRE ARE UUUU???

jack: on tour baby 😳

you: oh😔😫

Jack: are you drunk babe?

you: NOOOOOO😎✌️

Jack: pfff, please baby stay safe, don't drive 🙏

you: yaaas daddy I'll sleep at (y/f/n) ☺️

Jack: I love you 😍

you: I love you more 😎❤️

Jackj:

you: I heard dat u r good in bed😉

Jackj: yeah ? who told you?😜

you: my little finger !🙊

Jackj: oh I though it was our sextape

you: SHHHH DONT TALK 'BOUT THIS LITTLE DUDE!😳

Jackj: you drunk honey!?

you: maybe..

Jackj: I wish you were here with me😔 next time you come on tour we'll get so drunk &high just the two of us and we'll have the best sex of our life👌

you: I think I know what I'm gonna watch tonight 😉😘 miss ya young man

Jackj: miss ya more pumpkin 😔❤️

Sammy:

you: I THINK IM IN LUV WITH U SAMUEL WILKINSON!!!!!!!😳

Sammy: you think !?😨

you: IM IN LOVE WITH YOU SAMUEL WILKINSON!!!😍😎

Sammy: better👌 I know you're drunk af I saw your tweet baby girl so I called big Mike he'll pick you up when you'll be ready to go home, just text him okay baby?☺️

you: you're the best and I love you so fucking much😍😘

Sammy: I love you it hurts my little baby ❤️😍

Nate:

you: okay so this guy was hitting on me at (y/f/n) party and I was like "hmm dude just go away my man is way hotter and stronger than you, and man his dick damn you can even compete with dat D! I don't need someone else thanks" and then he let me alone and me and (y/f/n) was pissing our pants !😂😂😂👌 I'm the funniest girl in the world dude

Nate: oh my god baby I just can't stop laughing right now I'm so proud to be yours !😍🙌

you: yeah you should be proud 👌😎

Nate: I miss getting drunk with you baby😔

you: FCK IWAS SUPPOSED TO WAIT BEFORE TELLING U BBY BUT IM COMING IN 2DAYS😍🙊😎🙆

Nate: WHAAAAAT?😳😍🙏

you: yaaaaaaaaaaaas !!!!

Nate: I love youuuu baby girl😍❤️

you: can't wait to see ur pretty face🙊

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