Random Animythico oneshots :/

Texting {and shit}

The loud buzzing of the alarm rang through Macka's ears, signaling the beginning of a new day. "Shut the fuck up damnit" she groaned as she whacked the clock off her bedroom table. She flipped over onto her other side, not bearing to stare at the light from her window any longer. That is till she heard a small groan in front of her before an arm snaked around her waist and pulled her towards him. "C-close the blinds, please? it's too early for this" He yawned. She immediately recognized the voice belonging to her boyfriend Peter, and gladly shut the blinds beside her. The room was once again swallowed in darkness as Macka moved to sit up against the wooden bed head. She pulled out her phone, the light piercing her eyes and causing them to squint as she flipped through the many apps before settling on Pawstagram {Animythian instagram}. She opened the group chat only for it to blow up with texts, mainly from Jack complaining about how small the letters are for his big fingers.

Jack: I call bullshit, phones are stupid -_-

Brock: Well why didn't you get the iPhone six Plus?

Jack: There's a plus?

Brock: -_-

Ryan: Jack you are hopeless

Jack: Eat shit Ryan

Tuka: Jack why don't I just help you save up for a bigger phone?

Jack: No Tuka I gotta do this myself

Tuka: Why?

Jack: Cause I'm independent

Jack: And stuff

Tuka: .....

Tuka: K

Ryan: If you're independent I'm the fastest land mammal on the planet

Brock: Ryan....you ARE the fastest land mammal on the plantet...

Ryan: ...

Ryan: oh yea, cause Animythico and shit

Brock: There you go

Lilac: Guys it's like one in the morning, what are you doing?

Bo: It's ten in the morning actually

Lilac: Shut up Bo

Bo: Nah

Brock: 'sends Bulbasaur pic'

Brock: I wAnNa Be ThE vErY bEsT

Macka: THAT NO ONE-

Bo: Oh shit the ranga joined

Jack: I've been on here all morning

Bo: No, the other ranga

Macka: Nice to see you to Bo

Brock: You didn't continue the song

Macka: Cause I'm lazy you cock-head

Brock: OoF, offended at the highest degree D:

Peter: How do I put this chat on silent?

Macka looked to her side and saw Peter on his phone, his fluffy brown hair a mess and his eyes droopy with sleep. He lied on his back with the blanket pulled all the way up to his shoulders as he held the phone up to his face. She giggled before taking the phone out of his hands and switching the group chat to silent so he could go back to sleep. He looked up at her smiled before moving over to lie on her stomach. "Wuv yoooooooooou" he mumbled, making her giggle. She kissed the top of his head briefly before responding with, "I love you to Petey, now go back to sleep".

Ryan: I thought you were supposed to be the smart one Peter?

Jack: Heck even I knew that

Macka: Shut up, he went back to sleep