Leslie was watching Ben, he was making his famous cal zones and as she took another swig of her brew, she couldn't help but think to herself, I cant wait to leave Ben for Ann! Ben's hands expertly making the 2 cal zones.
"I can't do this." Leslie said,
"Can't do what?" Ben asked concerned and confused.
"We should get a divorce." Leslie responded. Ben's eyes filled with tears.
"Wh-what?" Ben asked his voice shaking giving away his sadness.
Leslie took her suitcase and left Ben's house without saying goodbye. Ben fell to the floor his eyes overflowing with the salty tears. He then finished making his cal zones, and picked up his phone.
"Hey Ben!" the all to familiar voice said on the phone.
"Hey Chris..... me and Leslie..... are over." Ben said his voice sad.
"Oh I'm sorry, but you are literally the most amazing person who ever walked this planet!" Chris responded, Chris's words made Ben's heart race.
"Want to come over for cal zone's?" Ben asked his best friend.
"Yup! I'll be there in a minute!" Chris responded.
In exactly one minute Chris broke the door down like the FBI. Ben made his way to Chris bringing him a cal zone. Chris eats the whole thing then spits it out
"This isn't whole wheat!" Chris exclaims them passes out
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Hearts and Neck Inflation (Bis)
SpiritualBen and Chris the two bros of Pawnee Indiana Chris CalBONES Ben and Ben CalMOANS then calJOANCALAMEZO uses her calPHONE to call the calPOLICE so they would calSTONE ben and chris for being calHOMOSEXUAL read to find out more (this is ironic me and...
