Texting Seokjin✔️

Texting 2

(hoho)

Stubborn Asshole: Hai

You: Tell me what you want right now.

Stubborn Asshole: Isn't that from the song, 'War Of Hormones'?

You: Congrats, you got it. Now tell me why you texted me.

Stubborn Asshole: Okay.....Yesterday you said you were watching Bangtan Bombs right?

You: Duh. And I remember telling you not to text me unless you know of some natural disaster that will destroy my house soon.

Stubborn Asshole: I do know some stuff that will destroy ur inner A.R.M.Y self.

You: What? Do you work at BigHit as some janitor?

Stubborn Asshole: Ouch. I do work at BigHit, but NOT as a janitor.

You: Who could imagine. WAIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. You do?

Stubborn Asshole: Yas girl I do. And I have some juicyyyyy secrets in my files.

You: Like what?

Stubborn Asshole: Like how we're going to have a World Tour next month.

You: HAHAHAHAHA U TOLD ME

Stubborn Asshole: No I didn't- OMG HITMAN BANG IS GONNA KILL ME.

-you changed Stubborn Asshole's contact name-

Naive Boy: SOB

Naive Boy: Gotta go cry my heart out now. bai

-in the BTS groupchat-

SJ: I CRIIIIIIII

YG: I can hear that from your room

NJ: Whats the matter?

SJ: I shan't not tell you! Y'all will kill me!

YG: Since when was the last time anybody used 'shan't'?

NJ: During the Harry Potter era.

YG: Ohh.

SJ: -cries my heart out-

JK: What iz wrong with the hyung?

NJ: What kind of language is that.

JK: I made it up myself! Its called Kookie's Funky Englizh.

NJ: ........

YG:.........

SJ: ....................................................

JK:The hyung of Jin iz unwell feeling, eh?

SJ: Someone put me out of my misery and kill me. I need to get away from 'Kookie's Funky Englizh'

YG: Im coming.

SJ; OMG NAMJOON COME HELP ME YOONGI IS LITERALLY TRYING TO STAB ME WITH A KNIFE!

JK: What about me?

YG: You stay in your room. You're too young to witness a bloody murder.

(A/N: Unedited. Oof.)