The Many Adventures of Omegle

I-I don't even know what's going on here!?! xD

Stranger: yes

You: WOOP WOOP

You: I LOVE YOU! :D

Stranger: and i love you too matt

You: THAT'S NOT MY NAME WHORE

You: D:

You: I CHANGED IT

You: TO JILLY JOB JONES

You: REMEMBER *sniff sniff*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Why hello ther--HOLY SHIT A WEEPING ANGLE!! D:

You: *ducks under a desk*

Stranger: interesting

Stranger: age

You: DON'T BLINK!

You: WHATEVER YOU DO

You: DON'T

You: BLINK

You: IT SEE'S YOU

You: IT KNOWS WHERE YOU SHOWER

Stranger: r u on drugs

You: DON'T TURN YOUR BACK

You: AND WHATEVER YOU DO

You: DON'T BLINK

You: YOU BLINK YOU DIE

Stranger: i dhould be dead already then

Stranger: should**

You: YOU BLINKED!?

Stranger: bunch of times

You: *facepalm*

You: Well now that your in 1982

You: .......

You: SAY HI TO GERARD FOR ME! :D

You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey. kik?

You: I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS

You: DIDILY DIDILY

You: THERE THEY ARE A POSING FOR SOME HOOKERS

You: BIG ONES

You: SMALL ONES

You: ONES WITH BIG UGLY HEADS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. the little dog laughed to see such a sport, and the dish ran away with the spoon. He ran from conviction to fed his addiction, as the dish heated the spoon. The spoon begged to go, but the dish shouted "No". "The heroine will be ready soon"