I was walking around town. The greeks gods are apparently real.
I was sinking in my thoughts when I ran into someone.
I looked up and saw a 12 foot man with a lightning bolt.
I scrambled to bow, "Lord Zeus, it is an honor for me to meet you, and please forgive my clumsiness."
He nodded and spoke i a booming voice like thunder, "I am looking for my son."
"May I help you with that lord Zeus?"
He rolled his eyes but nodded.
A few minutes later we found a lone boy on a bench. He had a football player build and blue eyes and blonde hair.
He looked up and glared.
Zeus walked forwards.
They started talking in what is I assume greek.
After a while they hugged and I guess made up.
Ok, well gods have feelings too, I guess.