His Hotness

Are You Scared Yet

Are You Scared Yet

"You fired Mother @#@#@#!" Lady Sweet Pea hollered 

Sir Michael "She wants to hire Steven King I guess cause he got King in his name huh?"

Director "Well I have a signed contract and I guess he can work right along with me then"

Lady Sweet Pea "Well watch out because he loves to see people running for their lives" as she went upstairs and got in their bed until dinner was ready

Sir Michael "What the fvck you mean scaring my wife to death! Your actor friend like to got a bow and arrow in his heart" as he went to go be with his pregnant wife of course

Lady Sweet Pea "We had to cut our camping trip short because he wants to play Robin Hood out in the damn woods" she is boiling hot 

Sir Michael I am calling Steven King and I plan on asking him to take over for us and let's get these last segments out of the way so we can go on a second Honeymoon or something OK sweets?"

Lady Sweet Pea "OK suga daddy" as she fell off to sleep. Her baby bump is growing 

Sir Michael is calling Steven King right now. He answers "Yes this is Steven King speaking

Sir Michael "Mr. King can you help with our movie do out November 27th?"

Mr. King "Oh hello Mr. Pop and yes I can help so how scary you want it?"

Sir Michael looked over at his sleeping beauty sort of scared Steven King took the job now shitt getting ready to get bloody and gory like Steven likes it. And Sir Michael Knows he got a song picked out to play while the people are dying from werewolf bites.

Sir Michael went to tell Director Spielberg he got some competition  and to get ready to possibly lose some of his camera crew to real life drama.

"I talk to Mr. King and he is ready to make this movie bloody and gory as he can get it" he told the others

Director "I know how to make movies bloody and gory too" he rolled his eyes

Sir Michael "Yeah like trying to make me and my wife get chewed up by a pack of wild wolves?"

"You two went and camped right next to a tree where some baby wolf puppies were"

Sir Michael "And how would you know that? If you were not out there sir?" they eyeballed each other

The Director "ah ah ah I got to go get the next script ready for take 500" as he flew out of that room

Mr. King said he wants the last part the ending is his specialty so the present director will still be filming the next shot then the end belongs to Steven King the best Science Fiction writer ever lived besides The Goddess of Imagination and she plans to beat him out too

The next scene calls for the new actor playing a Werewolf to go back to that same spot where Sir Michael and Lady Sweet Pea had been since the director knows some real life baby wolf puppies are really there. He wants that actor to be the first to die on his watch before Steven King gets there

Director "OK guys we got to make this one a good one before Mr. King comes and takes over every thing from us. We been working hard at this movie and I be damn if he is going to get all the damn credit" 

He just told the actor that they were just going to let him go take a photo op with that same spot since he is the replacement for Sir Michael

The actor was agreeing cause he thinks he can do a better job then Sir Michael anyways

They head back deep in the Forrest and they set up a camper just like they lovebirds did and they got inferred lights to spot a wild creature in the woods, but they got a fake creature too. He looks just like the thriller wolf in the thriller movie. Now the cameras are rolling and the actor goes to stick his hands in there and 

"AWOOOOOOOOOO AWOOOOOOOO AWOOOOOOOOOOO AWOOOOOOO" OMGGG!

The parents are back? He is bleeding from his shoulders but his arm is missing

Actor screaming "They are in there There are in there They are in There There They are in There"

The camera crew keeps right on rolling "Keep rolling them cameras damn you. Let's see if Mr. King can top that"

The wolf pack is circling the actor and he is pleading "Tell my wife my job is paying double throw in my life insurance"