Flo from progressive and jake from state farm (fan fic)

chapter 11

flo
after we left the new insurance store i realized i had one dildo left
i think i know what to do...

i fried it up put some ketchup on it and got my grub on

jake
i see flo devouring the melted rubber twas smexy

i notice she ran out of ketchup so naturally i went to get her more
once i got back some douchbag was chatting her up so i kicked him in his pinky toe

he died

"let's go flo " i say

we leave and i made a bold move

i whipped my head around and licked her eyebrow off
she loved it

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idk wtf this is per usual but new ups for new years lmao enjoy