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OWNER OF MY ASS
SOF
at my funeral the priest will throw my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it will be the next to die
OWNER OF MY ASS
i'm not sure if i'm going to be attending anymore
SOF
i'll make sure we die together then so ur forced to
OWNER OF MY ASS
imagine we both die in our sleep at the same time
SOF
dude thatd be so dope
SOF
i saw this video of a guy drowning and i think drownings the worst way to die now
OWNER OF MY ASS
omg and you'd desperately try to swim for air but u cant
OWNER OF MY ASS
what do u thinks gonna happen to us after we die
SOF
i think we just fade from existence and nothing happens
OWNER OF MY ASS
i like to believe that heaven exists
OWNER OF MY ASS
it makes death not seem that scary anymore
SOF
yeah, i get that
SOF
what age would u wanna die
OWNER OF MY ASS
when i'm like 80
SOF
really?
OWNER OF MY ASS
what u don't wanna live long?
SOF
no lmao i wanna die when i'm like 50ish
OWNER OF MY ASS
isn't that a little TOO YOUNG
OWNER OF MY ASS
i'm genuinely concerned now are u okay
SOF
HAHAHA shut up
SOF
but just think about it
SOF
if u die old, you'll have to suffer so many diseases and sickness and death around u but if u die early then ur saved
SOF
it's a lil selfish but oh well
OWNER OF MY ASS
that
OWNER OF MY ASS
oddly makes sense
OWNER OF MY ASS
still mortifying
OWNER OF MY ASS
but it makes sense
SOF
why're we talking about death we're not even that old wtf
OWNER OF MY ASS
its good to plan ahead
SOF
oh my god whatre u doing to me
SOF
ur making me RESPONSIBLE
SOF
i don't like this
OWNER OF MY ASS
it's called adulting
SOF
well i don't like it
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Fanfiction❝ chris evans has a face that i'd be honored to sit on. ❞ Published - Dec. 7, 2018 Finished - Jul. 26, 2019 [ RANKINGS ] 1 in #socialmedia 1 in #chris 1 in #evans 1 in #messages 2 in #chrisevans ...
